Chain Of Command

[betts]

A Professor :-

Leaps tall buildings in a single bound

Is more powerful than a locomotive

Is faster than a speeding bullet

Walks on water

Gives policy to God.

A Senior Consultant :-

Leaps short buildings in a single bound

Is more powerful than a shunting engine

Is faster than a speeding bullet

Walks on water if the sea is calm

Talks with God.

A Consultant :-

Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds

Is almost as powerful as a shunting engine

Is just as fast as a speeding bullet

Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool

Talks with God if special request is approved.

A Senior Registrar :-

Barely clears a pre-fabricated hut

Loses a tug of war with a locomotive

Can fire a speeding bullet

Swims well

Is occasionally addressed by God.

A Registrar :-

Makes high marks on a wall when trying to clear tall buildings

Is run over by a locomotive

Can sometimes handle a gun without injuring himself

Doggy paddles

Talks to animals.

An SHO :-

Runs into buildings

Recognises locomotives two times out of three

Is not issued amunition

Can stay afloat with a life jacket

Talks to walls.

An HO :-

Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings

Says 'look at the choo-choo'

Wets himself with a water pistol

Plays in mud puddles

Mumbles to himself.

A Nurse :-

Lifts buildings and walks under them

Picks locomotives off the track

Catches speeding bullets in teeth

Freezes water with a single glance

She is God.