Workplace Sayings - page 9

We have a saying where I work that goes "There's a right way, and then there's the _______ ________ Medical Center's way!". When a coworker complains of the way something is done, then makes and... Read More

  1. by   Crush
    We tend to get reports that are either way too short or way too long. So my co-worker friends and I started calling the good reports "Goldilocks" reports cause they are not too short and not too long, they are just right.
  2. by   retiredmednurse
    When I came to work one day, there was a huge poster on the wall in the charting area, "By putting others first, I ___________________." There have many-a-time one can go 8 hours and longer without a bathroom break. My first thought was-- By putting others first, I developed a larger bladder."
  3. by   Davey Do
    Quote from retiredmednurse
    When I came to work one day, there was a huge poster on the wall in the charting area
    I put a little sign on the wall in the nurses station and somebody took it down!

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  4. by   VivaLasViejas
    Quote from retiredmednurse
    When I came to work one day, there was a huge poster on the wall in the charting area, "By putting others first, I ___________________." There have many-a-time one can go 8 hours and longer without a bathroom break. My first thought was-- By putting others first, I developed a larger bladder."
    You and me both. Before I became a nurse, my bladder was very small and I couldn't go more than two hours without having to pee. Now the thing's the size of a Winnebago's gas tank and I can hold three glasses of ice tea and a cup of coffee all day.
  5. by   Zombie_NSG_Student
    (to suggest a nurse may want to evaluate a patient for their PRN Ativan) "Has the Van pulled up yet?"
  6. by   Davey Do
    Quote from Zombie_NSG_Student
    "Has the Van pulled up yet?"
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  7. by   Davey Do
    Quote from Zombie_NSG_Student
    "Has the Van pulled up yet?"
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  8. by   Davey Do
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