The New, Improved Battery-Operated Allnurse (Thanks to Heather) - page 2
OK, everybody, I'm going psycho again! I've had this one floating around in the back of my head ever since OBNurseHeather mentioned nurses with batteries! To achieve that noble end, I'm unveiling:... Read More
Jul 30, '02Occupation: Quality Nurse & Home Health Nurse Joined: Dec '99; Posts: 3,786; Likes: 129Can they make a food tech model? One who will serve the trays, feed the pt's, perform heimich prn, suction if needed, and pick up the trays when done??
Also, you must add Kwell to the powerwash option!
And how about some automated answers to the visitors/family..
"Absolutely, I'll get that coffee for you right away."
Oh, and how can I forget, the digital disimpactor?
You're too much Jeanie!!!!
Jul 30, '02Occupation: RN, CMSRN employed in a 600 bed Acute Care/Trauma Facility and CNA Instructor for a local Community College Joined: Mar '02; Posts: 459; Likes: 62OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!
Jul 30, '02Occupation: LTC Joined: Mar '01; Posts: 3,254; Likes: 53This sounds too good to be true! Does it come with a warranty???
Wouldn't want it to break down after a coupla patients!!!!! God forbid.........
Jul 30, '02Occupation: RN Specialty: CV-ICU ; Joined: Oct '00; Posts: 2,343; Likes: 51Wonderful idea, but would just 4 batteries be enough to keep it working (especially for the Vegas model!)?????
Jul 30, '02Joined: Sep '01; Posts: 16,606; Likes: 680Originally posted by LasVegasRN
Is there an equine version?
Jul 30, '02Occupation: RN Case Manager Joined: Apr '02; Posts: 4,945; Likes: 27Originally posted by cheerfuldoer
Got a better version for ya Vegas! I can provide you with a CLYSDALE babygirl! :chuckle :kiss
Jul 30, '02Joined: Sep '01; Posts: 16,606; Likes: 680OOPS!!! I think I left the "E" out of Clysdale, didn't I??? Anyhoo.....it might be missing the "E", but it sure aint missin' the main ingredient........much too big to miss! :chuckle :kiss
Jul 30, '02Occupation: caregivers, ushers to the portal of heaven Joined: Dec '01; Posts: 164; Likes: 1Yes! Hilarious OK, we each want a customized model that looks like us (glorified after plastic surgery "upgrade") so we can send it off to work in our stead ...
Jul 30, '02Joined: ; Posts: n/aDon't forget the mangerial version, one that can sit and push paper all day. making policies and able to handle a JACHO inspection all while meeting with troops telling them how with the current setback raises are unable to be provided..:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :roll
Jul 31, '02Joined: Oct '00; Posts: 10,236; Likes: 64Originally posted by RNIAM
Don't forget the mangerial version, one that can sit and push paper all day. making policies and able to handle a JACHO inspection all while meeting with troops telling them how with the current setback raises are unable to be provided..:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :roll
Jul 31, '02Occupation: ER RN Specialty: ER,ICU,L&D,OR,ETC ; Joined: May '01; Posts: 5,588; Likes: 566Howdy yall
from deep in the heat of texas
I can see some interesting things developeing here
Jul 31, '02Occupation: LPN/staff nurse - LTC facility Specialty: Geriatrics ; From: US ; Joined: Feb '00; Posts: 2,602; Likes: 21Does it have psychic capabilities? Because I know a great many patient that thinks we should just "know" they need pain meds, antacids and a great many other things!
Jul 31, '02Joined: Apr '02; Posts: 38,750; Likes: 16,271Oh man my mind went STRAIGHT to the gutter reading the "battery operated" title. Glad to see I was not far from wrong. You guys are an absolute HOOT! I wish, oh do I WISH I could work w/ you IRL! You guys make this place such fun!:roll :roll