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What's the goofiest mistake you've made on the job? No, I don't mean the med errors or the medical mistakes you learned from. Those are important and often terrible experiences, of course, but this isn't about danger to patients or trauma.

I just really want to talk about the silly things we ALL do and can have the good grace to laugh about. It seems I find so many great stories in the nursing community because we often are under such stress, that we're so focused on those important details and avoiding the critical mistakes...so our brain tends to reserve less power on the things that don't matter as much.

Here's my confession. (And if any of my coworkers are on this forum, I'm outing myself gloriously, because we ALL had a good laugh over it...) My adolescent psych unit is in a small, private hospital, so though EMR has been promised to us, it's not quite here yet. A frustration of mine, to be sure...but that's another story. The kiddos were being super impulsive and just SO MUCH limit-testing going on, and I'm trying to get meds passed and RN assessments done and also manage patients and such. My awesome techs are working their butts off. The usual. One of my team asks if I can bring him "four soaps." That's a bit excessive, I think, but I also know, hey, sometimes teenagers want A LOT of body wash and our trial size containers aren't that big. Or maybe he's distributing them for hygiene time or something.

THIS IS WHERE I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE QUESTIONED SOMETHING.

Cheerfully, I grab four of the small body wash vials, and bring them to him, and he's like..."what?" Because he meant four SOAPs, as in SOAP notes, which we do on each patient q shift...and he was asking me to bring him the charts...

Specializes in Emergency/Cath Lab.

Popped a bag of blood with a level 1 infuser. It was a scene straight out of Carrie

Specializes in Public Health, TB.

I arrived to work for night shift with my scrub pants on inside out.

I did not know the older man at the bedside was the lover and partner of the young stud in the bed.I asked the older man if he was the father.Ok,not too bad if it happens once and I learn my lesson but it happened again several months later and it turned out it was the same couple!:no:

I've mistaken enough spouses/partners for the child/parent that I have learned to never, ever assume! I now start the conversation into this territory with "And you are...I've been doing this long enough to never assume and I'll let you fill in the blank for me as to your relation to the patient" followed with a smile. I usually get a laugh as their imagining me doing this to someone, as well as a neutral, no offense answer.

Specializes in SICU, trauma, neuro.
I then went to the blood bank to try and donate blood to make up for what I had wasted. I got turned away for having gone to Mexico.

Grr. I'm not eligible to donate bc I lived in Germany for most of the 1980s. My brain could be all spongiform and I just don't know it. :sarcastic:

My long term friend was interviewing for the NSA. The recruiter needed to interview me as part of the background check and it had to be in person. He was already forewarned that I worked atleast 6 12 hour shifts a week at the time so my time was limited. He scheduled our meeting at my apartment dining room table for 8 am. Of course, the previous days job was more like a 16 and I overslept as the NSA pounded at my door. I grabbed the first thing out of the dryer, printed teddy bear scrub top and white scrub pants. Threw on my glasses because my contacts would take too long, and let him in with my bedhead look, apologizing up and down for oversleeping. Only after the 2 hour interview when he left and I went into the bathroom did I see the mirror. Inside out and backwards teddy bears in fire hats. Black underwear visible through white scrub bottoms, and bed head that would make a hospital patient cringe.

My my friend got an offer. I could of killed him for turning it down!

Specializes in Critical Care; Cardiac; Professional Development.

A new full bag of fluids hung on the IV pole does not leak when you remove the seal to spike it.

HOWEVER, turns out an already spiked not-quite-empty bag DOES LEAK if you remove the spike while it is still hanging....

Specializes in Critical Care; Cardiac; Professional Development.

I had a coworker who liked to use one of the water jugs from the hospital to get her fluids in while working. Looked just like those of the patient. She brought a patient's water jug out of his room to freshen it and left it on her work station when called away to help someone else. Came back, sat down, grabbed the water pitcher and started sucking away....caught sight of her own pitcher with her name marked on the handle in sharpie out of the corner of her eye still sitting on the desk and dropped the one in her hand like it was on fire and started gagging.

She started obeying the "don't carry patient pitchers to the water/ice machine" rule after that. I think she was half gagging all shift long.

When i was in clinical i was flushing a pt's line for the first time ever. My clinical instructor told me pull back the plunger on the saline flush to break the seal but i was nervous and pulled back too hard too fast, and then entire plunger came out- spilling saline on my instructor and the patient. I ran to get another flush (another lesson learned... always have more than one!) and had managed to regroup pretty spectacularly as I flushed it and all was well. My instructor moved onto the next student while i finished mopping up my mess and i was feeling pretty proud of not dying of embarrassment when the nice old lady answered a phone call in front of me and started talking about the "sweet young nurse who had just spilled water everywhere" while making eye contact with me and laughing. If the floor could have only swallowed me whole...

When the surgery intern paged my phone to say he ate my Lean Cuisine and felt bad about it!

Specializes in Oncology.
I accidentally sent a sample of saline to the lab for a drug screen :blink:

I had pulled the sample from the wrong port of a foley, placed in a very active and combative old lady... gaaaaah!

Later, when I found my glorious old gal waving her deflated tubing around like a flag of mockery, I doubled over laughing at my stupidity... because I really wanted to cry.

No wonder I only got a perfect 10cc's...

I called the lab to tell them to not bother, but before I could tell them it was a bad sample, they happily declared it negative :bored:

Apparently your screens don't test for normal saline, which is very much a drug according to the most pompous of regulatory bodies.

Specializes in Oncology.

Went to work with a non matching pair of shoes.

Tried to draw blood off an accessed port while the patient was still sleeping without waking him up. He was sleeping soundly, on his back, topless, port beautifully accessed right there for me. I was thinking I could get my labs and get out without waking him. I drew all the labs without a glitch, then had to flush it at the end. The flush must not have been perfectly screwed on because it popped off the luer as I was pushing causing me to spray 10ml of saline in my sleeping patient's face. I apologized profusely for the unsettlingly wake up. His first thought was to be concerned for what I sprayed in his eyes. When I assured him it was really just saline he found it hilarious.

First time changing out an empty CBI bag for a full one. Still not sure how I managed to do this so badly but somehow in the process I had managed to unspike the FULL bag while it was hanging over my head, resulting in a very unpleasant bedside shower for me. My patient as I recall thought it was funny, I was mortified.

I guess things come around full circle in life because I had a student not that long ago who did pretty much the same thing lol, assured me she knew exactly how to change the CBI and when I went in found a helluva mess and an embarrassed student :)

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