Nurses General Nursing
Published Apr 6, 2002
betts
667 Posts
A DON was giving a lesson in logic.
"Here is the situation," she said.
"A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank.
Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
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4XNURSE
145 Posts
Which bank?
micro, RN
1,173 Posts
#1) she knows he can't swim and is playing the I can't swim widow to be............(sorry dark side coming out)
#2) she then turns from the bank and calls 911 because that ensures the best chance of his survival......
#3) along with #2 above.......she then runs back into the lake and tries to save the husband that isn't wearing his lifejacket and they both drown before the paramedics get there..........
Romeo and Juliet..............
where art thou Romeo...........
Come on people...think!
k' I am dumb.....here is another stab at it.........
she is as an avid fisherman as he is ........and he is actually standing in the water.......so she is there with her fishing equipment to help lure the giant fish in.......
micro,
You've either:
a) Living the 'Cinderella' life (if so...happy for you)
b) Lived a 'Sheltered Life', and still are.
c) 1 in a 1,000,000
lol...don't change for NOBODY!!!
aimeee, BSN, RN
932 Posts
Cuz she knows she is not the beneficiary and wants to convert the assets to cash and hide them before the will is read?
MitziK
40 Posts
standard reaction - to see what was wrong? to save him?
To say I told you so?
SICU Queen
543 Posts
She's running to the bank to get the MONEY.... :)
To the Bank to withdraw HIS savings!!! CORRECT; SICU QUEEN