keeping a straight face - page 2
The other night as I worked triage (which I hate) in our ER, a patient came up and signed in "sexual matter emergency." I had a sick baby in triage at the time so I elected to let him wait for a... Read More
Oct 19, '02Occupation: midnite RN Specialty: cardiac ICU ; Joined: Jun '02; Posts: 230; Likes: 120A GERMAN SHEPHERD? Actually, wouldn't a veterinarian have been a better choice in that situation?
Oct 20, '02Occupation: none-retired Joined: Jun '02; Posts: 1,085; Likes: 10She shoulda just threw cold water on him. When I was a kid I had a little dog (female) and she got stuck together like that during mating with a male dog. I was soooo mad, I thought the guys at the filling station tied their tails together. Never forget my dad laughing and laughing and telling everyone. He threw cold water on them and they flew apart faster than LV's panties fly off when she gets flowers.
Oct 20, '02Occupation: Home Health Patient Education Resource Nurse Specialty: 10 year(s) of experience in Hemodialysis, Home Health ; From: US ; Joined: Aug '02; Posts: 21,359; Likes: 7,204[QUOTE]Originally posted by JonRN
He threw cold water on them and they flew apart faster than LV's panties fly off when she gets flowers.
Oct 21, '02Occupation: Haemetology nurse Specialty: Oncology/Haemetology/HIV ; From: US ; Joined: May '02; Posts: 7,040; Likes: 7,483In regards to the lug nut.......
Why didn't he just get a Jack and unscrew it...him....it...
Oct 21, '02Specialty: Clinical Risk Management ; Joined: Aug '01; Posts: 2,345; Likes: 75Do you thinks that some WD-40 might have helped? If not that, then how about Astroglide?