I want a new word.

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Specializes in retired LTC.

I want a new word.

Like newbie. We all know what a newbie is. A newly graduated nurse (RN or LPN) with limited, minimal or no work experience. They all experience the feelings of uncertainty and angst that accompanies their newbie-ism. Or they experience those positive feelings of enthusiasm & advocacy and the welcome breath of fresh air into a sometimes stale professional work environment.

I want a new word. The OPPOSITE of newbie. Not an 'OLDIE', not ''SENIOR'. They convey negativism that is all too prejudicial in today's youth-oriented society. Something like 'emeritus' but that is a bit toooo stuffy and implies being retired. I like something along the lines of a 'Master Po' or 'Obi-Wan Kenobie'. I like the 'COB' title, but that has taken on too much of a sarcastic tone. A 'sage' and/or 'savant' is too stuffy also.

These nurses would impart a sense of experienced wisdom while still retaining a sense of humor. Many of the foils & foibles of working in a rapidly changing work world - the good, the bad and the ugly. But also the satisfaction of knowing how to 'make good'.

I do like a shortened 'Obi-Wan'. What do y'all think? Do you think you could use 'Obi-Wan' when talking about the more experienced nurses we know?

Any other suggestions?

Seasoned or experienced sounds 100x more natural.

"The wise one."

Be wary of this. If you do not use your wisdom correctly, it might not end well.

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I'm sticking with COB. The bats I know all own it.

Specializes in Pediatric Critical Care.

So....like a less crusty bat?

Specializes in Cath/EP lab, CCU, Cardiac stepdown.

Can we use batman or batwoman

So....like a less crusty bat?

NO!!!

:)

I've been told I'm a bat.

I still work with bats in their 70s that have me quaking in my Danskos, so I'm not really sure how batlike or crusty I am.

Still, 20 plus years. And I do enjoy belfries.

Can we use batman or batwoman

Nope! :)

I do like a shortened 'Obi-Wan'.

Good luck with that.

Oh, but there's already a word: Badass. Not much to improve upon there. :)

Specializes in Public Health, TB.

I suppose battle-ax is out.

Specializes in Gerontology.

I like COB!!

i am working 12 hour shifts this weekend. I am the only nurse with more than 2 years experience .And the covering MD is also a newbie.

Trust me, the COB will be out in full force.

God help us all.

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