Evidence Base Research Shows...

  1. I was joking with my boss today that from now on everything I say is going to start with "Evidence based research shows that.............and finish my thought.

    Such as "Evidence based research shows that if you runaround with your shoes untied your going to fall on your face."

    Let's hear yours and remember to begin with Evidence based research shows.........


    Have fun

    Hppy
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    About hppygr8ful, ADN, RN, EMT-I Guide

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  3. by   Buckeye.nurse
    Evidence based research shows that 99.5% of nurses doing searches for evidenced based research are in school.

    Evidence based research shows that managers are 580% more likely to be out on the floor "helping" if joint commission is in the building.

    And...Evidence based research shows that wearing white scrubs to work carries an 80% chance of spilling coffee on oneself before the end of the shift!
  4. by   TigraRN
    Evidence based research shows that there is an invisible pen thief in your department since it is impossible to start your shift with ten pens and ending with a borrowed pen.

    Evidence based research shows that there is a direct correlation between wearing your very nice new scrubs and bleaching them out with wipes the first day you wore the scrubs.

    Evidence based research shows that black sharpie markers are actually a different tint of black when used to camouflage bleach stains on your scrubs.
  5. by   BeckyESRN
    Evidence based research shows that the family that has been calling you 800 times and yelling at you when they visit have been neglecting "mom" at home and are trying to make themselves feel better now.

    Evidence based research shows that a bruise didn't really happen if you didn't show it to the school nurse!

    Evidence based research shows only the school nurse has the proper training to discuss body odor with that one 5th grade boy...
  6. by   Davey Do
    Evidence based research shows that there are two kinds of people: Those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who do not.

    (Robert Benchley)
    Last edit by Davey Do on Feb 15 : Reason: Benchley, not Bentley
  7. by   Davey Do
    Quote from Buckeye.nurse
    Evidence based research shows that managers are 580% more likely to be out on the floor "helping" if joint commission is in the building.
    In order to make them look better, evidence based research has shown that Buckeye.nurse tends to leave a 0 off at the end of the percentile when it comes to evidence based research showing that managers are 580% more likely to be out on the floor "helping" if joint commission is in the building.
  8. by   ruby_jane
    Evidence based research shows that most nurses will consult each other before looking for an article on EBP...or looking in the search function on the website.
  9. by   OldDude
    Evidenced based research shows that it is seldom based on evidence other than bias associated with what result the researcher is seeking.
  10. by   BeckyESRN
    Quote from Davey Do
    Evidence based research shows that there are two kinds of people: Those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who do not.

    (Robert Benchley)
    Evidence based research shows that there are two kinds of people; those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
  11. by   llg
    I never understood why some people use the phrase "evidence-based research" instead of just "research." What type of research is NOT based on evidence? All scientific research is based on evidence. (Someone might make a case for mathematical research and philosophical research ... but when people say "evidence-based research," they are referring to scientific research, which by definition is based on evidence, which makes the phrase redundant.)

    "Evidence-based practice" makes sense to me as a phrase as not all practices are evidenced-based. But "evidence-based research" in a health care context is a poor choice of words.
  12. by   Davey Do
    Quote from llg
    All scientific research is based on evidence.
    Evidence based research shows that intelligent individuals often try to confuse us with the facts!
    Last edit by Davey Do on Feb 15
  13. by   Kitiger
    Evidence based research shows that birthdays are good for you. People with the most birthdays live the longest.
  14. by   Kitiger
    Evidence based research shows that foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat.

    Examples are Ice Cream, Frozen pies and popsicles.

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