Occupation: licensed practical nurse on a CSU/Medical floor
Joined: Apr '01; Posts: 278; Likes: 7
You forgot they have breasts like they are permanently engorged!Like the ones in soap operas with 6 inches of make-up, hairspray that has solidified their 'do'Thanks to shows like general hospital and Carry on Doctor. I am 43, crowsfeet, no different term hmmmm, budgie toes around my eyes, from laughing so hard when a patient shows he's the world's largest source of natural gas on turning, I have spider veins, no,,different term, hmmmm I have flowering baby red vines that were created out of necessity due to the support hose failing it's job, and I have a nurses sense of humor ( we ALL know what that is like) that makes dinner conversation and jokes with non medical folks rather stilted, and full of odd stares. I say, well, at work they'd think it was funny. Never mind. Doesn't that paint a proper picture of a nurse.PS. My bladder could win over a camels anyday.
Originally posted by kjmta57:
<STRONG>you notice in the profiles of nurses they mostly seem blond shoulder length hair and around 20.Gee I guess we all resemble that NOT especially after 2 16 hour shifts! </STRONG>
I work with a very attractive 22 yo blonde that is drewl material for the docs,well for everyone for what it ,matters. cracks me up when they come on the floor and she's workin. had a 22 you old patient that beggin for her to straight cath him. When it comes right down to it all the ladies i work with are beautiful. One of the agency nurses that we work with frequently pointed out to me that certain floors are my fire hydrant and knowbody else is allowed to piss on the, what ever that means
May 20, '01
Joined: Mar '01; Posts: 16; Likes: 1
They better take lots of pics of themselves now, because once they have experienced all the years of hard work that I have, those looks will just be a fond memory.