yeah there certainly are quite a few brainless individuals out there.
i had an 18 yr old girl call 911 and bring her in for a cramp in her calf!
another, who called 911 because she hadn't had a bm in two days. she stated, "i always have one everyday, i knew something was not right".
patient c/o "i have a headache"
i say, on a 1/10 scale, if 10 is the worst pain of your life.........how bad is it?
patient: "it's a 10"
i asked, when did the headache start mam?
patient: "last year and it hasn't stopped hurting"
go figure? lol