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Effectively Communicating w/ co-workers

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by ComicRN ComicRN (Member) Member

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Came across this while I was cleaning off my desk the other day!

It's a list of things to say to your co-workers when trying to "effectively communicate." (sorry in advance about some of the language, I didn't write this!!)

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge

INSTEAD OF: This job sucks

TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter

INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b*tch

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training

INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f*ck you're doing

TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it

INSTEAD OF: Another f*cking meeting!

TRY SAYING: Yes, I'll try to schedule that

INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?

INSTEAD OF: Eat sh*t and die.

TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem?

INSTEAD OF: Who the hell cares?

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This should be titled "What I am really thinking when I talk to Administration".

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live4today is a RN and specializes in Community Health Nurse.

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Originally posted by outbackannie

This should be titled "What I am really thinking when I talk to Administration".

:rotfl: :roll :lol2:

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