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NRSKarenRN has 40 years experience as a BSN, RN and specializes in Vents, Telemetry, Home Care, Home infusion.

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Subject: 2 Doctors

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not too happy with that sign, so the

doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors". This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No


Next they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again. Then came "Manic-depressives and Anal retentives" Still not good. How about "Minds and Behinds"? Unacceptable again.

So they tried "Lost Souls and A_s Holes" Still no go. Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts," "Nuts and Butts," "Freaks and Cheeks," or "Loons and Moons" work either.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with a business slogan they thought might be acceptable to the council, "Dr. Smith and Dr.Jones ................... Odds and Ends."


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SICU Queen has 16 years experience and specializes in SICU.

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How funny! This one's worth hitting the "print" button.

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