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TheOldestNurseOnUnit has 25 years experience and specializes in Oncology; med/surg; geriatric; OB; CM.

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A couple of us felt the need to change the lyrics to some Christmas Song Favorites---hope you enjoy!

(To the tune of Oh Christmas Tree)

Oh CBI, Oh CBI, how rapidly you're running!

Oh CBI, Oh CBI, how rapidly you're running!

The foley still is cherry red...

The patient thinks he's nearly dead...

Oh CBI, Oh CBI, When will you stop your clotting!

(To the Tune of Deck the Halls)

Wreck the halls with urine & stool!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Clean the patient like a fool

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Get the rectal tubes a-flowing...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Seems like everybody's going!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

(To the tune of Winter Wonderland)

Call light ring

No one's listening

Someone screams

"Stop his *******!"

It's normal at night

To cry out "All RIGHT!"

Working in a midnight wonderland.

Patients Yell

Gimme Pain Meds

What's that smell?

It's the same bed!

You're running the halls

Cuz everyone calls

Working in midnight wonderland.

In the middle there will be a Code Blue

Then we found out that he's a DNR

We'll have fun explaining all of this to

The Person who's in charge of all of us!

Later on, he'll expire

Then we'll call the house doctor

Who sleeps in his room

Don't call him TOO soon!

Working in a midnight wonderland!!

(To the tune of I'll Be Home for Christmas)

I'll be home on Christmas

Don't you dare call me!

I don't care

If no one's there

It's my day to be free

Christmas Eve I'm working

'Til the sun comes up!

And I'll be home on Christmas

So sooorrry---touch luck!!!!

And finally...

(To the tune of Silver Bells)

Poopy Bedpans

Smelly Trash Cans

Dressed in bright yellow gowns

In the air it's a feeling of C-diff....

Patients crapping

Nurses Laughing

Clean up bile after bile

And in all nurses' stations you'll hear.....

Saggy B*alls

Saggy B*alls

It's time for scrotal support!!

Ringaling

Hold up that thing

Soon they will be on the floor!!!!

(To the tune of The Dreidel Song)

We have a vial of Haldol

We use it every day

And if our patients go crazy

You'll surely hear us say

OHHHH Haldol Haldol Haldol

We give to you for sleep!

Haldol Haldol Haldol

You will not make a peep!!

Hope you got a kick outta this....we had so much fun writing these!!!

Merry Christmas Everybody!!!:yeah:

Edited by Brian S.

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Forever Sunshine has 7 years experience as a ASN, RN and specializes in LTC.

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The Haldol Song and Winter Wonderland I'll definitely be singing lol

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FLArn has 20 years experience and specializes in Hospice, LTC, Rehab, Home Health.

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I wish I was that creative! The verses are soooo true that's what makes them so funny! Thanks for a real day brightener!

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That's awesome! Thanks for sharing!

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savnlivzPRN has 2 years experience as a LVN.

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OMG!! That was so clever!!!

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SandBetweenMyToes has 10 years experience as a BSN, RN.

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Soo funny...thanks for the laugh!

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JB2007 has 5 years experience as a ASN, RN and specializes in LTC, Med-SURG,STICU.

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Love it! Still laughing my butt off!

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canesdukegirl has 14 years experience as a BSN, RN and specializes in Trauma Surgery, Nursing Management.

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On the first day of Christmas, my torn glove gave to me a blood test in the ED.

On the second day of Christmas my torn glove gave to me two heart attacks and a blood test in the ED.

On the third day of Christmas my torn glove gave to me three missed days, two heart attacks, and a blood test in the ED.

On the fourth day of Christmas my torn glove gave to me four calling sups, three missed days, two heart attacks and a blood test in the ED.

On the fifth day of Christmas my torn glove gave to me five antivirals! Four calling sups, three missed days, two heart attacks, and a blood test in the ED.

On the sixth day of Christmas my torn glove gave to me six weeks of waiting, five antivirals, four calling sups, three missed days, two heart attacks and a blood test in the ED.

On the seventh day of Christmas my torn glove gave to me...A LESSON LEARNED! Double glove!

Hope you all got a laugh out of this! Came off the top of my head...which isn't screwed on right:)

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TheOldestNurseOnUnit has 25 years experience and specializes in Oncology; med/surg; geriatric; OB; CM.

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On the first day of Christmas, my torn glove gave to me a blood test in the ED.

On the second day of Christmas my torn glove gave to me two heart attacks and a blood test in the ED.

On the third day of Christmas my torn glove gave to me three missed days, two heart attacks, and a blood test in the ED.

On the fourth day of Christmas my torn glove gave to me four calling sups, three missed days, two heart attacks and a blood test in the ED.

On the fifth day of Christmas my torn glove gave to me five antivirals! Four calling sups, three missed days, two heart attacks, and a blood test in the ED.

On the sixth day of Christmas my torn glove gave to me six weeks of waiting, five antivirals, four calling sups, three missed days, two heart attacks and a blood test in the ED.

On the seventh day of Christmas my torn glove gave to me...A LESSON LEARNED! Double glove!

Hope you all got a laugh out of this! Came off the top of my head...which isn't screwed on right:)

You and I must be related! LMAO!!!!:lol2:

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Hospice Nurse LPN has 15 years experience as a BSN, RN and specializes in LTC, Psych, Hospice.

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LMAO! You girls are so talented. Merry Christmas to all.

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