Christmas Carols from the Psych Unit

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Specializes in MICU, SICU, CICU.

Shizophrenia--Do you hear what I hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder--We three queens disoriented are

Dementia--I think I'll be home for Christmas

Narcissistic--Hark! The herald angels sing about me

Depression--Silent anhedonia, holy anhedonia. All is calm, all pretty lonely

Passive Aggressive--On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me (and then took it all away)

Manic--Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants and...

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder--Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells...go to the bathroom...jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells...turn the lights off three times...jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells...go to bed...get up wondering if you rang the bells three times...do it again three times just to make sure...jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells...go back to bed...did I really ring those bells three times? jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells...

I know this is far too many :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: 's, but the psych Christmas carols has really tickled my funny bone

OK that's gotta be the best! Bet no one can beat that post!:chuckle

Pat

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Specializes in ICU/CCU (PCCN); Heme/Onc/BMT.

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Ticked my fancy!

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Thanks! :)

Ted

Specializes in MS Home Health.

Very funny! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

renerian

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