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Caption This Cartoon Nurses Week Contest

Nurses Contest   (2,759 Views 79 Comments)
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favefutureRN has 1 years experience.

982 Visitors; 29 Posts

"careful, he will slice you in half if you try to touch him"

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Ok, I'm changing your assignment  from 6 patients,  to one. Can I give you report? 

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ThatChickOmi has 1 years experience.

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"He's alert and oriented x 3. But he keeps asking about somebody named Freddy. He just won't stop. Your guess is as good as mine."

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Glycerine82 has 3 years experience as a LPN and works as a Licensed Practical Nurse.

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I'll take this one if you take the guy in 5 with lice. 

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hopeinchrist03 has 5 years experience and works as a Staff Nurse.

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Charge nurse: He looks a little pale.  Could you type and cross that blood and see if we can get it back in him?  

And oh, his face seems to have lost muscle tone. Check his cranial nerve responses please.  Just be cautious of obstacles in the environment. 

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Keeps refusing to have the bed rails up and asking when he can leave to go back to camp. Pt walkie talkie but needs constant supervising due to trying to get into pedi ward to motivate the teens to attend his camp. Needs 1 to 1 care. Other then that, good patient.  

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...oh hey Bob, don’t know much about this admit. Literally came in 5 minutes ago. Said he was found in the woods wandering around. Sounds like a sad case. Good luck, see ya Monday....

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Nurse: "umm what's going on here doctor?"

Doctor: "He fell off a ladder while painting his house and thinks he may have broken his ankle."

Nurse: "So what's with the machete?"

Doctor: "How else was he supposed to open the paint cans?"

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ICUnurse1997 has 20 years experience as a MSN, APRN and works as a Nurse Practitioner.

1,689 Visitors; 33 Posts

Nurse Bob: “Oh man, I hate working Halloween night in the emergency room. Not to mention it’s a full moon.”

Nurse Sally: “No worries, Bob. You’re going to get along great with this guy in room 3.  He is so nice and has the best costume!   I’ll give you report out here since the CNA is helping him to the bathroom still.  She’s been in there a really long time.”

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ICUnurse1997 has 20 years experience as a MSN, APRN and works as a Nurse Practitioner.

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For the last time,Bob, I’m not going in there to start your patient’s IV. You’ve been off orientation for a month now and using a lame excuse about being afraid of your patient won’t work with me.

Edited by ICUnurse1997

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I told him that the night nurse taking over is named Freddy and he's been sitting like that ever since. Have a good shift Freddy!

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Supernrse01 has 18 years experience and works as a School nurse.

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They've made him a "No Code" multiple times but it's like  no matter what  happens, he just keeps coming back to life.

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