best excuse of the day

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Specializes in Surgical, quality,management.

I heard one of the best excuses today in a while.

I checked a pt blood sugar it was 27.6 mmol (496). Her excuse...... It's too warm up here that's why my blood sugar is so high! Nothing to do with the 2L of coke she drank?

Anyone got anymore?

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Teen's mom drags them in for a drug test, which is positive for THC. "it's all of the vitamin water I have been drinking lately." Yup, couldn't have been all the pot they have been smoking.

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