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Bad Brakes

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by JonRN JonRN (Member) Member

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A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he came up with a plan. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."

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BadBird is a BSN, RN and specializes in Critical Care.

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LOL, that is so funny, you made my day!

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tattooednursie is a LVN and specializes in Mostly LTC, some acute and some ER,.

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OH MY GOD!! that is the funniest thing I heard all day. That is some funny funny shit!!!

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Just Angi specializes in med/surg & geriatrics.

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THAT IS SO FUNNY!!! Thanks I needed that!:)

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nurs4kids has 20 years experience and specializes in Pediatric Rehabilitation.

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ROFLMAO!!

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