Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100

  1. Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100!

    Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 2 weeks to achieve your objective.

    Caption Contest Rules

    To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on

    After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

    Everyone is allowed to participate! Join! It's Free!

    Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

    UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

    Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Select winning caption in our Christmas Nursing Caption Contest
    Last edit by Joe V on Dec 17, '12
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  3. by   champagnesupeRNova
    "You think nurses are the only ones overworked and underpaid? Count on me being here till December 26th."
  4. by   dkgrn96
    You are telling me I have Seasonal Affective Disorder????
  5. by   Intentional
    "...and if they don't give me a 10/10 I don't get my bonus! No one understands me like you nurses!"
  6. by   Intentional
    "That's right, I'm refusing my discharge! At least here I get my own room!"
  7. by   somenurse
    "....ever since you gave me that pain med, i'm seeing lil green humans under my bed!!"
  8. by   Skips
    "I had a little too much eggnog last night...."
  9. by   tnbutterfly
    I may be short, but I do not belong on Peds.......especially at Christmas.
  10. by   lepew
    This "elf on a shelf" thing has gotten out of hand. I now have vertigo and a fear of heights!
  11. by   Flnolegirl
    I believe I have overwork syndrome.
  12. by   psych41
    It all started when I met this jolly old elf in a red suit....
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Dec 10, '12
  13. by   thebeatingheart
    Elf: "I am being discriminated I tell you. I can't reach anything, not even my call light!"
    Nurse: "It's right next to your hand."
  14. by   chrome_gurl
    Why are you staring at me like that? I demand to see your charge nurse! Elf-help didn't work... I need the professionals!