December 2016 Top 8 Captions Contest - Select $100 Winner

Nurses Announcements Contest

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  1. Select your favorite captions for the cartoon above...

    • 5
      MAN: "Merry Christmas, my lovely nurse!" NURSE: "Bah Humbug. Get me some coffee."
    • 8
      MAN: Happy New Year! New Year??? NURSE: What's the time now? Is it morning? Evening?
    • 12
      HUSBAND: Must you fall asleep while I am talking?! WIFE: No- it's purely voluntary.
    • 25
      HUSBAND: Oh no, the dream with the IV beeping again? WIFE: It just won't stop no matter how many times I hit the button...
    • 19
      MAN: Some of your coworkers say you're two-faced! WOMAN: Do you think that if I had two faces, I'd be wearing this one?
    • 24
      DOCTOR: I'm discontinuing the patient's Seroquel, Loxapine, Zopiclone, and Ativan tonight. Let's see how he does. NURSE: .... *speechless
    • 5
      NURSE: Hey your patient's been yelling for you to come see his bowel movement in the bathroom for like 10 minutes... DOCTOR: *sigh* I should have become a nurse...
    • 22
      HUSBAND: "How was your night?" WIFE: "Full moon. 'Nuff said about that. Now how about that margarita?"

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Show us your FUN SIDE! Submit your caption today!

It's so easy why wouldn't you? wave.gif.f76ccbc7287c56e63c3d7e6d800ab6c

Should you accept this challenge, it involves coming up with a caption to the above cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have a few days to submit your entry.

Need ideas? (brainstorm session)

Christmas, New Years Eve/Day, hard day at work, patient to nurse (vice versa), doctor to nurse, nurse to nurse, etc

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks where you (the community) will choose the winner.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Update

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite below...

UPDATE Dec. 27, 2016

Congratulations compassionresearcher!

You won $100! Your entry was selected by the community as the best caption.

Cartoon can be viewed at Nursing Dreams and Nightmares

"Why the face?"

"no, just ***".

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

He: What's wrong? Look at your eyes!

She: You oughta see 'em from my side!

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

TAKE TWO!

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

"Glad you're home, honey. Y'know, I could take a Viagra and make um, something even longer than my nose, and we could...".

"Do I look like I care about that right now? After the shift I just had, I'm not sure I could even tell the difference between your nose and that other thing..."

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

"I'm glad you're home! Hey, could you make that special casserole thingie with the ground beef, pasta, tomato sauce, onions, garlic, parmesan, black olives, oregano, basil..."

"Hah! Do you know how to bake a frozen pizza?"

Male- So, you are a nurse. I got this awful pain in my stomach. It really hurts when I eat. What is wrong with me?!

Female- No, just no! Haven't had my coffee yet.

Specializes in ED, Tele, MedSurg, ADN, Outpatient, LTC, Peds.

"Just tell him we will have a bed soon. He keeps calling me!"

"Really,doc, after 2 days in the ER and no beds upstairs? Did your nose just fall off?"

Specializes in ED, Tele, MedSurg, ADN, Outpatient, LTC, Peds.

Nurse Angela, why is Billy Smith yelling in cubicle #20 ?"

"Billy wants you to fix his gout, constipation,diabetes,hypertension and pneumonia in the next hour Dr Hotshot just like in the ER show that he watches! After all you are the ER Medical Director!"

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