3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 8

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. by   oncape
    No, no... I hear that happens all the time with donor grafts...
  2. by   oncape
    I'll examine you in just a moment Mr. Smith, the other students are finding a rope to tie around my waist...cha, cha, cha...ooo...sorry.
  3. by   brandij
    I hate to tell you this, we can see you but your cat will need to see the Vet down the street.
  4. by   oncape
    Maybe if we tether a goat in the corner of the room and we're really quiet... It'll drop you and go for the goat. Then we both run like crazy!!
  5. by   Hemphia
    Mr. Smith...... Do I look like I went to beauty school?
  6. by   Hemphia
    Do you just want a little trimmed off the top?
  7. by   Hemphia
    Is that a bird I hear???
  8. by   whichone'spink
    (thinking to myself) I'll take this over putting leads on a woman with breast cheese.
  9. by   BostonTerrierLoverRN
    Mr. Austin Powers, You sure have gone down!

    Dr. Evil will be in shortly.
  10. by   oncape
    Don't you worry Mr. Smith, all the girls at school call me the "Hairy Guy Whisperer"
  11. by   Nurselala8
    Wish I got paid for the two extra hours it will take me to wax this patient so I can do a full head-to-toe assessment
  12. by   Sheilah Bologna
    Well Sir, I think a bunch of bananas would make you feel a lot better.!
    Sheilah Bologna R.N.
  13. by   runningnurse39
    "Okay Mr. Jones... I have to get your vitals. Can you take off your sweater for me?"