3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 7

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. by   Hemphia
    Sir, the spa is on the next floor.
  2. by   Hemphia
    This might hurt......
  3. by   DTWriter
    I'm sorry, sir. Your health insurance won't cover the haircut. Lucky for you, there is a sale going on at the hair salon down the road.
  4. by   DTWriter
    Sir, may I have your permission to talk about your hairy situation on allnurses.com?
  5. by   DTWriter
    If you are trying to seduce me, I have to say that not only did you fail miserablely...you probably earned a trip to the police station.
    Last edit by DTWriter on Apr 21, '12
  6. by   DTWriter
    And some politicians actually think that nurses do not need protection from their patients...
    Last edit by DTWriter on Apr 21, '12
  7. by   DTWriter
    Believe it or not, between studying, attending classes, and doing clinicals, taking the time to talk to you is my "social life."
  8. by   Wild Irish LPN
    "Cha-Cha-Chia!....No but seriously, you're gonna die....."
  9. by   Wild Irish LPN
    "Menopause can be rough Mrs. Chew-Bacca...."
  10. by   oncape
    I'm sorry Mr. Smith. You are absolutely correct. My instructors at nursing school would not find singing the "Chia pet" jingle appropriate bedside manner while prepping you for surgery.
  11. by   oncape
    Oh S**t! Did that just wink at me?!
  12. by   oncape
    My preceptor says they still haven't found the last nursing student they sent in to assess yor lung sounds.
  13. by   sierra117
    I understand your concerns, Mr. Smith, but not only do your Chia pets look extremely healthy, they are also not allowed in the examination rooms. And to answer your question, my credentials, ANP, stand for ADULT NURSE PRACTITIONER, not Arborist Nurse Practitioner.