3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 6

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. by   digitiminimi
    "Well, looks like this mole check is going to take a lot longer than I expected."
  2. by   SuperStarRN
    And to think I was planning on having tacos for dinner...
  3. by   Kammack
    I would say you have a bad case of 'black hairy chest.'
  4. by   whichone'spink
    Hmmm, this could easily be used as donations for 3-4 people.
  5. by   Sjc0823
    "Okay, I will be right back with your Afro sheen sir."
  6. by   Bjean767
    Ok, make up your mind, you want me to perm, relax, braid or cut it all off?
  7. by   azmasters/student
    "I'm really sorry Mr. Jones but if I attach these electrodes without shaving your chest I'm afraid you will scream like a little girl when I pull them off!
  8. by   kgfrn
    I never even THOUGHT that the care plan for Hirsutism may be on the NCLEX!! What ELSE are they going to ask us to learn??
  9. by   BostonTerrierLoverRN
    Just repeat after me, . . .

    Fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear,. . .
  10. by   DTWriter
    Sir, this is a hospital, not a hair salon.
  11. by   Hemphia
    "You dropped your wifes Latisse while doing what?"
  12. by   DTWriter
    And my parents said my cosmetology training will be useless once I go to nursing school.
  13. by   DTWriter
    Sir, if you want my honest opinion, your hairy chest is not the only thing in the way of your sex life. If you want, I can ask around for a plastic surgeon.