3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 5

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. by   nytosdrn
    "I thought I already asked you to remove your shirt."
  2. by   kimba1114
    So, how long has your cat been missing sir?
    Last edit by Joe V on Apr 28, '12
  3. by   kimba1114
    so how long has your cat been missing sir??
  4. by   sheilahdee
    "geriatric curl?"
  5. by   Megan1217
    Sir in order for me to place the EKG leads, I will need to shave some patches of hair off your chest. I need to warn you that you will probably look like a man-o-lantern when I'm done!
  6. by   allieb
    Okay Sir ! I will just collect your prescription for "rug doctor" and then you should be good to go !
  7. by   nursecindy66
    "Well, Mr. Wilson, I don't think you've looked EVERYWHERE for your contact lens."
  8. by   nurse5753
    I see Mother Nature gave you a fur coat.
  9. by   allieb
    Well Sir .... it appears you are suffering from a hair-nia !
  10. by   woodla
    I'm sorry sir, but I really am going to have to insist you remove your sweater!
  11. by   JeanetteWilson93
    The Doctor wants me to confirm that you want the hair plug transplants to come from your chest hair and not your back hair.
  12. by   alyiana
    Yes Sir. I'm a student nurse. No Sir, I haven't gotten to this part in my textbooks. Let me ask your nurse.
  13. by   nurseliz2000
    We told you to not order that home remedy for hair growth from that herbalist catalog. I am not sure we have enough wax for removal.