3rd Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 2

The Nursing Caption Contest was such a success that we decided to run a few more. :D Good afternoon nursing students, your misson, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a... Read More

  1. by   Aggison
    You can raise good money for St Baldricks by shaving your chest hair!
  2. by   973Cj19
    I need a stat on wax....
  3. by   tanyav26
    So, let me get this clear Mr. Bush your telling me all this hair was caused by an allergic reaction to Viagra....and now you want more samples?
  4. by   whichone'spink
    Oh, if only you weren't on Coumadin. Then I could bring out the lawn mower.
  5. by   Shellsbnurse
    Dont worry Sir, if there's ever a "Shirtless Hairy Guy Friday" you will fit right in.
  6. by   kgfrn
    No sir, we cannot put the EKG pads on your head instead.
  7. by   jennroun
    I wish I was getting paid for these mandatory clinical hours.
  8. by   mckiddy5
    I think the doctor said biosurgical treatment, not biochemical ...
  9. by   kgfrn
    NO WAY! Your pubic hair just CANNOT go that far up.
  10. by   kimapoole
    Sir I am a nurse, not an aesthetician.
  11. by   Suzana Chavez
    Generation Z 40 years from now after choosing team Jacob
  12. by   sheilahdee
    "I see you had Dr. Dyslexic do your hair transplant."
  13. by   AyeshaC24
    Sir.... Are you sure the perm kit box said apply it to ACW?