allnurses doldrums

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by Davey Do Davey Do Member Expert Nurse Retired

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years). Has 43 years experience.

I sense a sort of stagnation on this site.

I believe I have figured out its cause:

 

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Wuzzie

4,847 Posts

Noooo, it’s because SilverBells hasn’t posted a new topic in a while. ?

Davey Do

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years). Has 43 years experience. 1 Article; 10,085 Posts

Yeah...

There's been no good threads we can sink our teeth into. 

 

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Hannahbanana, BSN, MSN

Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB. Has 52 years experience. 1,187 Posts

“My coworkers hate me, they didn’t invite me out for pizza after the shift. I’ve worked here for a whole month and I’m really really a great nurse, they’re just old biter nurses.” 

Hannahbanana, BSN, MSN

Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB. Has 52 years experience. 1,187 Posts

“I took my NCLEX two days ago and my friends all got their results and I am freaking out totally and I’m afraid I’ll never get a job because the machine cut off at 200 questions and I just know I failed and and ...”

Wuzzie

4,847 Posts

1 minute ago, Hannahbanana said:

“I took my NCLEX two days ago and my friends all got their results and I am freaking out totally and I’m afraid I’ll never get a job because the machine cut off at 200 questions and I just know I failed and and ...”

Noooooo not the NCLEX questions! I filtered those out. ?

sevensonnets

sevensonnets

975 Posts

We need a good ' I've worked here 5 days now and everybody hates me; should I quit? That oughta keep everybody busy for a couple of weeks. But maybe they're all really stuck in the Doldrums north of the equator. Ships get trapped there all the time.

Hannahbanana, BSN, MSN

Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB. Has 52 years experience. 1,187 Posts

“I wanted to be hired in mother baby because I love babies and mothers and I’m the oldest of eight and my auntie delivered babies in the mountains of Peru when she was in the Peace  Corps but I took NCLEX twice and the only job I could get is nights in geriatrics and eeew. How long do you think it will take me to get into a nurse midwifery program?” 

Emergent, RN

Specializes in ER. Has 29 years experience. 2 Articles; 4,012 Posts

I've noticed the same, a big yawner, good for insomnia...?

Hannahbanana, BSN, MSN

Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB. Has 52 years experience. 1,187 Posts

OK, that’s it for now. Any more? We gotta give Davey some material. 

Davey Do

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years). Has 43 years experience. 1 Article; 10,085 Posts

11 minutes ago, Hannahbanana said:

“My coworkers hate me, they didn’t invite me out for pizza after the shift. I’ve worked here for a whole month and I’m really really a great nurse, they’re just old biter nurses.” 

Better to bite pizza with, Little Red riding Hood.

 

Hannahbanana, BSN, MSN

Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB. Has 52 years experience. 1,187 Posts

8 minutes ago, sevensonnets said:

We need a good ' I've worked here 5 days now and everybody hates me; should I quit? That oughta keep everybody busy for a couple of weeks. But maybe they're all really stuck in the Doldrums north of the equator. Ships get trapped there all the time.

I did that one.. go for it. 

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