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- by MandaRN94 Sep 15, '11I know the ER nurses have this thread also but what is the funniest question you've been asked to triage. I have some great ones as I do family planning triage. I had one pt ask if swallowing semen causes migraine headaches. Another good one is a young teen who takes prenatal vit for her hair and skin wondering if the vit causes her to have a positive pregnancy test. What are your good ones?
- Sep 18, '11 by RaineyRNIt wasn't a triage question, but while I was recruiting DM pts for a class, one very sweet gentleman said he would come, and then asked, "But wait, what was this for again? A brain transplant?" ummm... no, sir.... ;-)