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Recently my facility was sold to a new ownership group. This happened pretty quickly. So quickly in fact, that there wasn't even time for me to start any rumors about the upcoming sale. Alas, with...

Rarely. I'll usually wait to ambush some innocent third party at the gas station.

Pay day is every other Friday.

Within +/- 3%, 91% of studies are statistically meaningless.

Yep, I know the feeling. The inaccuracies abound. When I, once upon a time, would sit down to watch TV, I'd have to shake my head in wonderment. How could "Mr. Freeze" ever hope to solidify Batman...

I do it because my creditors want the money. Greedy SOBs...

When he answered your inquiries with, "I know noTHING!!", it might have been a clue. My age is showing.

I'm looking for that nursing job where I can hang out with the fathers, play cards, smoke cigars, and talk cars. Now THAT, is a difficult position to get.

Guess all you want, Doc. You'll never see through my disguise!

Hard to say with the way things are going right now. My first impulse would be to look at what fields are the hardest to get into. A general rule of thumb is that the harder it is to get into a...

It's a "sucky" time because there are far more nurses available than jobs. This is especially true if you're in one of the larger metro areas: DFW, San Antonio, Austin, Houston or the Gulf Coast...

The Galactic Paperwork Reduction Act of 2013: Chart it one time in one place. That's all you get, that's all you need.

You could tell him you need to do a quick testicular exam on him. Bring pliers.

I pray to God my shift ends before the inevitable happens.

Yea, on that model, the trans-axle is always having problems.

Always remain curious.

Personally, if I can string six words together into a coherent sentence at 0600 I feel I've accomplished something. Also, whenever I hear the phrase "hot water heater", I always ask, why?

I'm gonna have to talk with those Canadian pharmacies that keep emailing me about this.

Oh no, we also have voodoo dolls and a defibrillator made from an extension cord with the end cut off.

What? We can do that??? Dang! I'm chartering a bus!:cheeky:

They remind me of "New Coke"...

See, the thing is, for any pre-nursing or current nursing student; you haven't experienced what a real meat grinder this occupation can be. You may (note the word "may" ) have an idealized vision of...

They'll get my Vaseline when they pry it from my cold, dead, ( and incredibly smooth ) hands!

Ok, that was funny.

To InfirmiereJolie, What I've seen of these posts are disagreements with your position (and your writing style). Some of the posts were worded in, let's say, frank ways. I really, truly don't see...