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  1. Song lyrics that remind you of nursing...
    Carly Simon's "I haven't got time for the pain" played on the anesthesiologist's radio in the OR.
    Apr 12, '11
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  2. Share Your Saying
    When my OB triage patients would say "my bag of water is not broken; it's just leaking a little", I would reply "That is like a flat tire that is only flat on the bottom". They understood that.
    Apr 12, '11
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  3. Things patients have taught me NOT to do...
    Don't confuse your jar of Vicks Vapo rub with Your hemorroid cream.
    Apr 12, '11
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  4. share the weirdest reasons patients push the call light for
    A teenage, clueless patient in early labor put on her call light. I walked in and she said "I'm all wet down there". I said "Did you break your bag of water?" She turned and looked up at her IV fluid...
    Mar 21, '11
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  5. Excuses for Missing Work
    I can't get my body started.
    Mar 21, '11
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  6. How about your favorite Old Wives Tales related to health?
    Probably all OB nurses have heard that the reason the mother has heartburn is because of the large amount of the baby's hair.
    Mar 21, '11
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  7. Foot remains in chocolate.
    Someone charted "patient is passing gas through an interpreter"
    Mar 16, '11
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  8. Foot remains in chocolate.
    Once I charted IV completely confused and discontinued
    Mar 16, '11
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  9. Things patients have taught me NOT to do...
    Never use your hand to clear snow from a clogged snow blower while it is still turned on. Never add charcoal lighter fluid to a fire that is already lit.
    Mar 16, '11
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