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  1. Doing a little survey...
    October 10th. Previously tele, now ambulatory surgery specializing in ophthalmology. I love to teach and mentor. That is my passion.
    Dec 6
    Forum: Introductions / Greetings
  2. October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!
    Unlucky Larry may finally give up on his "dream" of becoming a nurse. Nurse instructor: "Ok Larry, what happened THIS time?"
    Oct 5
    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  3. October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!
    GoLightly. It's not very "light" is it?
    Oct 5
    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  4. October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!
    If you did't have the green stuff all over you, the way you're standing would look so funny. Well, it still does and I can't help myself: (in a Southern drawl) Howdy partner! Draw!
    Oct 5
    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  5. October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!
    Ok, so I would guesstimate that to be about 60 mls of green bile. It's pretty easy: that's 60, a full shirt front is 100. There are some fluids that are a little more difficult to measure this way...
    Oct 5
    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  6. October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!
    (In a Yoda voice) Mmmm....Green you are. Wash you must!
    Oct 5
    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  7. October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!
    You know you kind of look like a muppet. Can you talk like Kermit the frog?
    Oct 5
    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  8. October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!
    (Singing) You're a mean one....Mr. Grinch!
    Oct 5
    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  9. October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!
    Just got back from the potluck? I guess all the avocado dip is gone and I really wanted to try some too! Darn! Hey, wait right here I'm going to go get a taco chip.
    Oct 5
    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  10. October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!
    Ummm....I think you got a little something on your face there.....
    Oct 5
    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  11. October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!
    Sheesh Bob. I know you have a habit of wolfing down your lunch so you can get back to your patients but this is ridiculous!
    Oct 5
    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  12. October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!
    Hey Fred, you're looking a little green today. Green with envy? A little green around the gills? Ok, I'm done. (Sigh) I will go get you a towel and some wet naps, and maybe some eyedrops, and....some...
    Oct 5
    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  13. October 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!
    There's a llama in the E.D.? Are you sure? Wow! I guess now I've seen everything.
    Oct 5
    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  14. June 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!
    Bill, are you seeing two of me again? This happens every time you work overtime.
    Jun 2
    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  15. The nurse call button - Yikes!
    My all time favorite actually did not involve the call light at all. It was when the patient was calling the charge nurse and unit manager for broth or hot chocolate (2 separate stays). Oh no, she...
    May 25
    Forum: Nurses Rock
  16. Funny things patients say !
    This reminds me of a little boy I screened in an eye clinic once. I was checking his vision. He couldn't read yet so we use Capital "E"s, called tumbling "E"s, they are turned on their side or with...
    May 17
    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  17. What does your username mean?
    I recently changed my name. "NF" are the initials of my previous user name and now I work with eyes. I am fulfilling my twenty year long dream of becoming an eye nurse. :nurse: :cyclops: :nurse:
    May 17
    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  18. You know you're a nurse if...
    We had automatic paper towel dispensers at the last hospital where I worked. Once on my day off I was in a public restroom and I washed my hands then proceeded to wave my wet hand under the paper...
    May 17
    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  19. Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED
    To some of the patients I have started IVs on in the past: Yes, I understand...that needle did hurt a bit. It is.....a needle, you know. :sarcastic: I'm sorry, I don't like needles either but...
    May 17
    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  20. May 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!
    Nurse: Have you ever thought about going back to school to become a cardiologist or pulmonologist? You would be perfect! It's like you were made for that kind of work.
    May 5
    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  21. May 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!
    I think I need a vacation. Everywhere I go people look like nursing equipment. Your secretary looked like a giant foley catheter and a fleets enema bottle was driving in the car next to me on the way...
    May 5
    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  22. May 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!
    Nurse: You know they said nursing would be all bells and whistles but......Oh sorry Doctor, no pun intended.
    May 5
    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements
  23. to be gross or not to be..Nurse life
    Once while I was still a nursing student I had a patient that had just had a bowel movement in the BSC. She was a little constipated so there were little poop pebbles in the bucket. Someone came by...
    May 4
    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  24. Joke: What's the fastest?
    A patient told me this joke the other day: Four guys are hanging out talking and they get into a discussion of what is the fastest thing in the world. Guy #1 says, "I think the fastest thing is...
    May 4
    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  25. Winter 2014 Article Contest - You Pick 4 Winners
    All very good articles it was tough to pick out just four.
    Apr 13
    Forum: allnurses News and Announcements


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