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  1. US Congress again to try to ban "Partial BIrth Abortion" - I think this is good!
    That is old news. Post Abortion Syndrome emotional distress post abortion is well established. Any search engine will yield multiple respectable studies and reports on this now established post...
    Aug 3, '02
    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  2. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?
    :D Here is my most gross, yucky, disgusting nursing story! I was working a night shift on a tele floor as a new Nurse. We had this one poor old lady who was confused and was restrained as...
    Aug 3, '02
    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  3. US Congress again to try to ban "Partial BIrth Abortion" - I think this is good!
    Or perhaps you wish to contact them to say you support such procedures?
    Aug 3, '02
    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  4. What was the funniest thing you have ever done at work?
    I WAS A DEAD BODY AND STROKED OUT A NEW SECURITY GUARD! In our hospital, all dead bodies to the morgue were brought down by security guards and a Nurse. One quiet night shift, about 3 am, I...
    Aug 2, '02
    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  5. US Congress again to try to ban "Partial BIrth Abortion" - I think this is good!
    Please contact your US Congressmen and the White House to urge outlawing PBA. Thank You.
    Aug 2, '02
    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  6. US Congress again to try to ban "Partial BIrth Abortion" - I think this is good!
    The US Congress is again set to produce a bill to ban so called "Partial Birth Abortion," aka intact Dilation & Extraction. It is happily highly likely the President will sign the bill into law,...
    Aug 2, '02
    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  7. how to reduce the smell?
    How to overcome the smell of urine and feces? Betadine. Lots of betadine. I prefer the smell of betadine to the above.;)
    Aug 2, '02
    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  8. If men got pregnant......
    Zis is soooo silly! There is nothing to giving birth! How do I know? Listen, I was there with my wife when my kid was born, and I didn't feel a thing! In fact, I was the one that had to...
    Jul 1, '02
    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  9. What comfort measures would you want?
    IV morphine until I stop breathing... In my own home... In my own bed... asleep!
    Jun 24, '02
    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  10. Why are most nurses women even today?
    Ya, und I justz vent inte der nurzing te meetz babez!
    Jun 23, '02
    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  11. Why are most nurses women even today?
    Ya, zo - ye looks like und goodz lookins babe te mez! Ur ye frees ur ares ye takinz?
    Jun 22, '02
    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  12. there are conflict lovers among us! gack!
    Let your light shine to light the darkness, and you will help put an end to such strife. On the other hand...hay, all those flat top nurses like that need to put on a big white startched nursey...
    Jun 22, '02
    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  13. Experienced Nurse  vs. Graduate Nurse
    Ya. Running to codes was exciting for about one day, and then I found out what happened to bladder and bowel sphincter control after a code is pronounced... "You bag em, you have to tag em..." ...
    Jun 21, '02
    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  14. Why are most nurses women even today?
    Ya, vell, diz iz maybes nots zo bads, iv mostz ov de vomen in der nurzing iz goodt lookingz! Unt dat iz vy ya I iz vor der shortz skirtz fur de vemon iin der nurzing. Oh, ya! Das iz goodt!
    Jun 21, '02
    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  15. Why are most nurses women even today?
    Ya, zo vere iz all de shmart women in de nurzing vat haz gots un opinionz fer evervtingz buts dis?
    Jun 20, '02
    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  16. Why are most nurses women even today?
    ;) WHY ARE MOST NURSES WOMEN EVEN TODAY? A good question. Thank you for asking. Here is the real story: Ye zee, ven GOD haz made dem bofh males und females fer de Garden ov Eden, dey was bofh...
    Jun 20, '02
    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes


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