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  1. Alternative meds? You'll never believe this one!!
    What about using Vicks vapor rub for nail fungus and gray (duct) tape to get rid of warts???
    May 8, '06
    Forum: Nursing Humor / Share Jokes
  2. Share Your Saying
    1) Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos you never know what's going to burn your a**. 2) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they...
    Feb 18, '06
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  3. ED Zachary Disease
    :roll :lol2: :rotfl: :clown: Love it!!
    Oct 20, '04
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  4. So this is how politics work....
    A six-year-old boy goes to his dad and asks: "What is Politics?" Dad says: "Well son...let me explain it to you this way: I'm the head of the family... so call me The President. Your mother is the...
    Oct 20, '04
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  5. New stress management technique
    Just in case you have had or are having a bad day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is it really works. 1. Picture...
    Oct 13, '04
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  6. VERY short joke....
    a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of saran wrap. the psychiatrist says, "well...i can clearly see your nuts." :rotfl:
    Oct 12, '04
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  7. Cried (I mean BAWLED) all the way home from Memphis
    i felt the same way when i passed the nclex with 85 questions....and 10 years ago, we still had to wait the 2 weeks to get the results in the mail! :uhoh3:
    Oct 11, '04
    Forum: NCLEX Discussion Forum
  8. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?
    Cant believe I have been sitting here reading this ENTIRE thread for the past 2 hours! I kept thinking "one more page and I will go to bed"... dang it ... the one more page soon became the LAST...
    Oct 11, '04
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  9. Things I've learned....
    i've learned- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. i've learned- that it's taking me a long time to become the person i want to be. i've...
    May 2, '04
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  10. Sunday morning funny....
    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her...
    Apr 1, '04
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  11. Strong women
    strong woman a strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape... but a woman of strength builds relationships to keep her soul in shape. a strong woman isn't...
    Mar 25, '04
    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  12. Didja ever wonder???
    didja ever wonder??? 1. ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of evian water? try spelling evian backwards: naive *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. isn't...
    Mar 7, '04
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  13. ~Today~
    ~today~ today, when i awoke, i suddenly realized that this is the best day of my life, ever! there were times when i wondered if i would make it to today... but i did! and because i did,...
    Mar 6, '04
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  14. Blonde joke... no offense!
    possibly the best blonde joke ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! a blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. the pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't...
    Mar 5, '04
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  15. Red Neck Love Poem
    red neck love poem susie lee done fell in love; she planned to marry joe. she was so happy 'bout it all she told her pappy so. pappy told her, "susie gal,
    Mar 4, '04
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  16. Can Older Guys Really Hang With Younger Women
    :uhoh3: :eek: :roll :rotfl: cute!!!
    Feb 22, '04
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  17. Divorce & Nursing
    I have been divorced for 2 years following 16 years of marriage...no it was not an easy decision to make, but it is one I do not regret! I didnt get married with the attitude of "if it doesnt...
    Feb 15, '04
    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  18. Words to Live By
    Words to Live By Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. Always read stuff...
    Feb 9, '04
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  19. Nurse's Senilty prayer...
    Nurse's Senility Prayer Author Unknown Grant me the senility to forget the patients I never liked. The good fortune to run into the patients I do like. The eyesight to tell...
    Feb 9, '04
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  20. cath lab humor
    hope ya like this one too.... what happens to cardiologists when they take viagra?? they grow taller!!!!!!!!! :chuckle :eek: :roll
    Jan 26, '04
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  21. Anyway
    Anyway People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered - LOVE THEM ANYWAY If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives - DO GOOD ANYWAY If you are...
    Jan 8, '04
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  22. Great truths of life...
    GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your...
    Jan 8, '04
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  23. Gentle Thoughts
    Gentle Thoughts 1. Birds of a feather flock together and poop on your car. 2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking...
    Jan 8, '04
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  24. any nurses out there who LOVE their jobs?
    I too love my job and have been asked many times what occupation I would choose if I wasnt a nurse.... well I cant picture myself being anything other than a nurse! I have worked in LTC, family...
    Jan 3, '04
    Forum: General Nursing Discussion
  25. It is official!
    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually...
    Dec 6, '03
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