Do you have clinic rules?

When I was a school nurse, I had a list posted on the wall outside my door:

Nurse Angelfire's Health Room Rules

1.) Always have a note

2.)Always wait your turn

3.)Please knock before coming in

4.) If Nurse Angelfire is not here, go to the office.

And no, it didn't do a blasted bit of good. They'd barge in any old time, the big ones would shove the little ones out of the way, the teachers would flat-out REFUSE to write a note, and lunch? Forget it, you stayed in your office, you got bombarded, you went to the caf, your radio would go berserk, you turn off your radio, they'd page you on the PA or send someone to track you down and for what? Bessie Sue spilled water in her lap and you're the only person in the WHOLE SCHOOL qualified to operate a telephone!

I do not miss that place.