Here are my most current vents:
1) My office is not your personal phone booth. I realize the main office is noisy, but that is not my problem. Please find another place for your personal calls. I do not care to hear your personal drama.
2) Seriously, did you bathe in perfume this morning. I smelled you coming into the office before I saw you. Do you not realize we have students and staff for whom this is a trigger for asthma and migraines (myself included)? Do you care?
3) I have already checked your student out. There is no medical reason to send them home. I have spoken to their parents who agree they need to remain in school. If they are still complaining and disrupting the class, perhaps it's time to employ some classroom management techniques and treat this as the behavioral problem that it is, instead of the medical problem that it is NOT!
That's it for now. I am sure more will be forthcoming. What do you wish you could say to the teachers, staff, and admin that you work with?