you have to admit, students just come out with some doozies!
I just had one of my little cutie 2nd graders come in and go into a diatribe about how his allergies are bothering him. I explained to him that he could help himself feel better by drinking more, washing his hands and avoiding touching his face but that I could not personally do anything about the pollen or blooming plants in the environment. He got a thoughtful look on his face and said "I respect that." I respect that he respects that!
What cracked you up?