May I have your attention please?

  1. Head lice is NOT an emergency. I repeat- NOT. AN. EMERGENCY.

    Please carry on.
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  2. 40 Comments

  3. by   BethG73
    But...but... It makes me feel all creepy crawly.
  4. by   kidzcare
    I'm not cancelling these lights and sirens.
  5. by   NanaPoo
    But it's DEFINITELY your fault if someone has lice. FO SHO
  6. by   NurseBeans
    Yep. You dirty and irresponsible nurse, giving kids lice. Now it's an emergency.
  7. by   Farawyn
    *stops compressions*

    Buh???
  8. by   momto5RN
    Ugh, head lice! Whenever I have a parent freaking out about it, I always tell them, listen, if I got through head lice with my four girls who all had it at the same time, you will able to get through it with your child.
  9. by   Supernrse01
    Your responses are THE BEST!!! This is why I love you all You get me... You really get me
  10. by   JerseyTomatoMDCrab
    ADDENDUM
    Nausea is not an emergency, either.

    As you were.
  11. by   Farawyn
    *helplessly clutches Saltines to my bosom*
  12. by   JerseyTomatoMDCrab
    Quote from Farawyn
    *helplessly clutches Saltines to my bosom*
    I'll bring the smelling salts.
  13. by   kidzcare
    Quote from Farawyn
    *stops compressions*

    Buh???
    Just so we are clear... Were you performing CPR on a louse or a student?
  14. by   Jen-Elizabeth
    Quote from JerseyTomatoMDCrab
    ADDENDUM
    Nausea is not an emergency, either.

    As you were.
    And, really, neither is vomit. Vomit happens. Sure, call me, I can handle it. But I'm not running to hold a kid's hair back.

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