I have no patience for this today!

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Seriously. Why do you need to go to the nurse the second you get off the darn bus?!? You haven't even been to your locker yet! :banghead: TGIF.

MHDNURSE

701 Posts

Specializes in Pediatrics, Community Health, School Health.

I had a kid with a paper cut waiting in my office for me when I arrived!?! :yes: Oh, and the kid I saw after that was crying and c/o severe ear pain and when I called her mom to tell her, she says "That's because her sister gave her ice cream in the middle of the night" :banghead:

Eleven011

1,250 Posts

Specializes in Home Health,Dialysis, MDS, School Nurse.

Just had the same thing! 2nd grade Kid comes in off the bus straight to my office.

"My stomach hurts"

Temp check ok, "did you eat breakfast"

Kid shakes his head no and says "I'm not hungry"

"Well, sometimes our tummy's hurt because they are empty. How about a granola bar?"

"No I already had breakfast"

?? "You just said you didn't have breakfast. Which is it??"

Blank stare.....

Ugh. Go to class and at least give it a try! I'm sure I'll see him right after the pledge and announcements. that's giving it the old college try....

Flare, ASN, BSN

4,431 Posts

Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

You and me both!! My persistent kiddo that whined about his stomach all day yesterday - with 3 calls to mom because we played phone tag and all he got out of it was early pickup from aftercare was just in complaining again. Nope - we're not playing out that scene again. Unless he's puking or burning up i don't want to hear about it.

kidzcare

3,393 Posts

All. The. Time.

"My mom told me to try to go to school but I can't make it"

"....Do you think your mom meant to 'try' for the bus ride? You need to give it a real shot"

MrNurse(x2), ADN

2,558 Posts

Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
Oh, and the kid I saw after that was crying and c/o severe ear pain and when I called her mom to tell her, she says "That's because her sister gave her ice cream in the middle of the night" :banghead:

:roflmao:

I see logic runs deep in that family.:rolleyes:

BeckyESRN

1,263 Posts

On the other hand: I had one come in right off of the bus and say "I know this isn't a medical issue, so it's not your problem, but do you have something that I could clean the dog poop off of my shoe with?"

I gave him a toothbrush, he cleaned everything by himself, wiped down the sink after, and washed his hands! I could have hugged him:yes:

On the other hand: I had one come in right off of the bus and say "I know this isn't a medical issue, so it's not your problem, but do you have something that I could clean the dog poop off of my shoe with?"

I gave him a toothbrush, he cleaned everything by himself, wiped down the sink after, and washed his hands! I could have hugged him:yes:

This would have earned him a piece of candy from my personal stash!!

Specializes in School Nursing, Ambulatory Care, etc..
I had a kid with a paper cut waiting in my office for me when I arrived!?! :yes: Oh, and the kid I saw after that was crying and c/o severe ear pain and when I called her mom to tell her, she says "That's because her sister gave her ice cream in the middle of the night" :banghead:

um....what????

zzisaac

22 Posts

Similarly - I work at a summer camp and the minute the kid gets off the bus (he will be staying with us 24 hr/day for 4 weeks) he comes to the health center to have his toe checked out - he hurt it at home. I ask why he didn't get it looked at when he was at home, and he says "mom said to wait to get to camp and have you look at it".. Ok - this is the kind of camp that the parents can afford medical care - and sure enough, we ended up taking this kid all the way into the local town and found a provider, got an xray - yup - it was broken! wow.

OrganizedChaos, LVN

1 Article; 6,883 Posts

Specializes in M/S, LTC, Corrections, PDN & drug rehab.
I had a kid with a paper cut waiting in my office for me when I arrived!?! :yes: Oh, and the kid I saw after that was crying and c/o severe ear pain and when I called her mom to tell her, she says "That's because her sister gave her ice cream in the middle of the night" :banghead:

Did the sister feed her ice cream through her ear?

KKEGS, MSN, RN

723 Posts

Specializes in School Nursing.
Did the sister feed her ice cream through her ear?

:roflmao:

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