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  1. ...for our second graders, the topic is: LICE. Breaking it down to the basics & telling "The Truth about Lice" for the kids. I wish we could send a copy home to all the parents.
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    About SaltineQueen, ADN, RN

    Joined: Dec '15; Posts: 427; Likes: 1,275
    School Nurse
    Specialty: School Nurse, past Med Surge

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  3. by   Flare
    ooh! i want to see it! I'll have to see if anyone here is using that.
  4. by   ruby_jane
    I wish it could be "The Facts of Lice." Then we could write our own words to the theme song from the seminal 1980s show "The Facts of Life."

    You take the good you take the bad, you take 'em both and then you have the facts of lice....the facts of lice....
  5. by   CJforme01
    LOL!! Thank you for sharing this! I sure needed to see something humorous this morning.
  6. by   KKEGS
    Quote from ruby_jane
    I wish it could be "The Facts of Lice." Then we could write our own words to the theme song from the seminal 1980s show "The Facts of Life."

    You take the good you take the bad, you take 'em both and then you have the facts of lice....the facts of lice....
    My children made up a new song last fall sung to the tune of "If I only had a brain." It goes: "And my head I'll be scratchin' while my lice are busy hatchin' if I only had a brain." As a school nurse I am both horrified and amused by this.
  7. by   ruby_jane
    Quote from KKEGS
    My children made up a new song last fall sung to the tune of "If I only had a brain." It goes: "And my head I'll be scratchin' while my lice are busy hatchin' if I only had a brain." As a school nurse I am both horrified and amused by this.

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