Pt given porn-calm now

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Specializes in Family Nurse Practitioner.

ROFL, gotta love auto spell correct. I got a text the other night that read:

Pt escalated again given Media calm now

Excellent! Probably true!

Specializes in Family Nurse Practitioner.

You might be on to something and I bet JCAHO would be happier as it is a less restrictive measure, lol.

Specializes in Pediatrics/Developmental Pediatrics/Research/psych.

Definitely may work, but think of the side effects/consequences.

Specializes in Reproductive & Public Health.

hahahahahaha! A little Media could probably go a looong way to keeping some patients calm.

Out of curiosity, what was the original text? (What was he given that autocorrect turned into "Media"?)

Specializes in Family Nurse Practitioner.
Out of curiosity, what was the original text? (What was he given that autocorrect turned into "Media"?)

PRN :)

Specializes in Psychiatric and Substance Abuse Nursing.

I love corn, smoked corn to be exact, and it would calm me right down. Lol.

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Pt escalated again given Media calm now

Hmm... That just might work on the Gero-Psych Unit. Yeah! I can see it now...

Specializes in Psych ICU, addictions.
hahahahahaha! A little Media could probably go a looong way to keeping some patients calm.

Well, you have no idea how many of my patients resort to a little self-loving to help calm themselves down. I remember one time I had a patient on a 1:1 and the tech assigned to him reported to me that the patient was masturbating.

"Is the patient exposing himself?" I asked.

"No, he's doing it under the covers."

"Then just look at the floor near the bed and let him be. He's entitled," I replied.

It took my making a whole pot of Starbucks coffee to make it up to my poor tech.

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Meriwhen said:
the tech assigned to him reported to me that the patient was masturbating.

Perhaps the Tech needed to hear Woody Allen's Take on Masturbation...

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Specializes in School Nursing.

I can't stop giggling..

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