BP Christmas Carols

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    I have some BP Christmas Carols for the season!

    The 12 Days of Christmas (BiPolar remix)

    On the first day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
    A dx of insanity.

    On the second day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
    Two caps of lithium
    Which made both of my hands all shaky.

    On the third day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
    Three puvules Prozac
    Two caps of lithium
    And now I can barely see.

    On the fourth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
    Four hits of Zoloft
    Three puvules Prozac
    Two caps of lithium
    Now my mouth tastes like soiled undies.

    On the fifth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
    Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
    Four hits of Zoloft
    Three puvules Prozac
    Two caps of lithium
    I will never pay off that shopping spree.

    On the sixth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
    Six caps of Dalmane
    Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
    Four hits of Zoloft
    Three puvules Prozac
    Two caps of lithium
    Whoa, my feet feel so awful heavy.

    On the seventh day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
    Seven tabs of Haldol
    Six caps of Dalmane
    Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
    Four hits of Zoloft
    Three puvules Prozac
    Two caps of lithium
    I'm becoming a lock-jawed zombie.

    On the eighth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
    Eight wedges Serzone
    Seven tabs of Haldol
    Six caps of Dalmane
    Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
    Four hits of Zoloft
    Three puvlules Prozac
    Two caps of lithium
    Oh, my head is so sore and dizzy.

    On the ninth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
    Nine doses Nardil
    Eight wedges Serzone
    Seven tabs of Haldol
    Six caps of Dalmane
    Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
    Four hits of Zoloft
    Three puvlules Prozac
    Two caps of lithium
    A tub of water and I'm still so thirsty.

    On the tenth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
    Ten more Effexor
    Nine doses Nardil
    Eight wedges Serzone
    Seven tabs of Haldol
    Six caps of Dalmane
    Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
    Four hits of Zoloft
    Three puvlules Prozac
    Two caps of lithium
    Now all it can do is just pee.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
    Eleven Paxil dancing
    Ten more Effexor
    Nine doses Nardil
    Eight wedges Serzone
    Seven tabs of Haldol
    Six caps of Dalmane
    Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
    Four hits of Zoloft
    Three puvlules Prozac
    Two caps of lithium
    I just know he is out to get me.

    On the twelth day of Christmas my pdoc gave to me
    Twelve shots of Thorazine
    Eleven Paxil dancing
    Ten more Effexor
    Nine doses Nardil
    Eight wedges Serzone
    Seven tabs of Haldol
    Six caps of Dalmane
    Fiiiiiive benzzzzzadriiiiine.
    Four hits of Zoloft
    Three puvules Prozac
    Two caps of lithium
    And a quick ride to Emergency
  2. 3 Comments so far...

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    Rudolph the BP Reindeer

    Rudolf the BP reindeer
    Was dx'ed bipolar one.
    He could sink to the lowest,
    Or fly straight into the sun. '

    All of the other reindeer
    Used to play games with his meds.
    They like to laugh at Rudolf
    When he would hide from the Feds.


    Then one groggy Christmas Eve,
    Hitched lead to the sleigh,
    Rudolf with his head so light,
    Stranded Santa in the night.


    Now all the other reindeer
    Hope he finds his sanity.
    They, all the toys and Rudolf --
    Last seen over Helsinki.
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    While I catch the humor in your posting, I think such poems make fun of people who have mental illnesses and those who treat them. They contribute to the stigma. I've never seen such a poem about the bad effects of hypertension medications.....
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    I'm BiPolar. I'm making fun of myself.

    If people can't laugh at themselves, bipolar is the least of their problems. Heh.


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