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You Know You're a PDN When...

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  2. Visit  Adele_Michal7 profile page

    About Adele_Michal7

    Adele_Michal7 has '5' year(s) of experience and specializes in 'Pediatric'. From 'New York, NY, US'; Joined Dec '09; Posts: 782; Likes: 1,137.

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  3. Visit  meanmaryjean profile page
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    Your patient kisses you good-bye at the end of each and every shift!
    poppycat and prnqday like this.
  4. Visit  Adele_Michal7 profile page
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    ✔You know all the current Disney shows and have their theme songs memorized

    ✔ You've seen more carpet stains than you care to count

    ✔ You can suction and give mess through a GT in the dark, but prefer not to.

    ✔ You've read every book to come out in your preferred genre within the last decade or so and still run out of reading material... So you've moved on to crosswords

    ✔ You knit.

    ✔ You've ever settled a sibling dispute over a decapitated Barbie doll.

    ✔ You know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em... The laundry, that is.

    ✔ You've seen and witnessed some of the most unusual, strange, head-scratching, and baffling behavior...all while wearing Mickey Mouse scrubs.

    ✔ You can calm a mom down in five seconds flat but can tell off an agency scheduler in two.
  5. Visit  meanmaryjean profile page
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    Quote from Adele_Michal7
    ✔You know all the current Disney shows and have their theme songs memorized

    ✔ You've seen more carpet stains than you care to count

    ✔ You can suction and give mess through a GT in the dark, but prefer not to.

    ✔ You've read every book to come out in your preferred genre within the last decade or so and still run out of reading material... So you've moved on to crosswords

    ✔ You knit.

    ✔ You've ever settled a sibling dispute over a decapitated Barbie doll.

    ✔ You know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em... The laundry, that is.

    ✔ You've seen and witnessed some of the most unusual, strange, head-scratching, and baffling behavior...all while wearing Mickey Mouse scrubs.

    ✔ You can calm a mom down in five seconds flat but can tell off an agency scheduler in two.
    You are painfully aware that Barbie's and Ken's heads are interchangeable once said decapitation is accomplished- making for some VERY interesting story lines!
  6. Visit  Adele_Michal7 profile page
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    Nice one. ::rofl:: And I live in the Bay Area, so very apropos.
  7. Visit  Adele_Michal7 profile page
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    Quote from meanmaryjean
    Your patient kisses you good-bye at the end of each and every shift!
    Awwww. Or you kiss them. Either way; great one.
    poppycat likes this.
  8. Visit  OrganizedChaos profile page
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    - You have to bring your own toilet paper to work! Hahaha! :P
  9. Visit  Adele_Michal7 profile page
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    Quote from itzvalerie
    - You have to bring your own toilet paper to work! Hahaha! :P
    ::shudders:: I've never had to do this-thank God.

    What do the families say? Is it covered in the meet and greet over coffee?

    "Nice to meet you, Nurse Adele. By the way, we're a "bring your own toilet paper household."
    HisKids37 likes this.
  10. Visit  LadyFree28 profile page
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    Quote from itzvalerie
    - You have to bring your own toilet paper to work! Hahaha! :P
    Don't forget paper towels, hand sanitizer as well!
  11. Visit  OrganizedChaos profile page
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    Quote from Adele_Michal7

    ::shudders:: I've never had to do this-thank God.

    What do the families say? Is it covered in the meet and greet over coffee?

    "Nice to meet you, Nurse Adele. By the way, we're a "bring your own toilet paper household."
    Haha. No, the last case I worked on it was more of a surprise. Haha. :P They would run out then I didn't know what to do so I used my patient's wipes. Haha! I left shortly after for other reasons.
  12. Visit  eeffoc_emmig profile page
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    Your patient's laundry and housekeeping is more up to date than your own. Ha ha - couldn't resist after reading all the threads regarding laundry.
  13. Visit  Adele_Michal7 profile page
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    Quote from eeffoc_emmig
    Your patient's laundry and housekeeping is more up to date than your own. Ha ha - couldn't resist after reading all the threads regarding laundry.
    NICE.
  14. Visit  OrganizedChaos profile page
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    You can read, watch tv, do homework at work.

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