✔You know all the current Disney shows and have their theme songs memorized
✔ You've seen more carpet stains than you care to count
✔ You can suction and give mess through a GT in the dark, but prefer not to.
✔ You've read every book to come out in your preferred genre within the last decade or so and still run out of reading material... So you've moved on to crosswords
✔ You knit.
✔ You've ever settled a sibling dispute over a decapitated Barbie doll.
✔ You know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em... The laundry, that is.
✔ You've seen and witnessed some of the most unusual, strange, head-scratching, and baffling behavior...all while wearing Mickey Mouse scrubs
✔ You can calm a mom down in five seconds flat but can tell off an agency scheduler in two.