Things you'd like to say to your fellow classmates

One more: To the people who are so kind to share their annoying music with everyone in the study room... do you even realize how loud it is that we can hear your music through your headphones??

This is aweessooomeeee.

To the girl in both my lecture and lab class, we do NOT want to listen to you badmouth the teacher TO HER FACE about how "bad" her study guides are and accuse her of purposely failing you. Seriously. You're 24, yet act like you're 12. GROW UP. Ugh. And stop shoving your flashcards in my face - I hate them.

To the guy in my lab class, welcome to real life - I'm glad you learned not studying was a bad thing.

I'm sure I'll have more next quarter!

Crap I guess I am the know it all in my class, I didn't mean to be but when the professor asks the class a question and they all just sit there and stare because they didn't do the reading what am I to do???

Anyways I have alot of people that bug me in class. That said here is to you girl in the lab group across from mine that always tries to tell me that I am doing something wrong with my lab, only to realize 10 minutes later that I am just farther ahead then you; why do you continue to call me out when you know I am just faster then you, its not a race I know but it just annoys me and makes you look like a fool when you call me out like that.

PS we all think it is very very sad that you do not know how to use a microscope or spectrometer.

To the girls who sit in the back in micro lecture: Seriously SHUT THE HELL UP! If you guys want to play Gossiping Gabby, PLEASE do it on your own time and not through the entire lecture EVERY SINGLE class period. OMG its all I can do to go back there and smack the hell out of you. Do you REALIZE how distracting you are? Oh, and please dont show up to lecture EVERY TIME 5 minutes late because you had to get your snack on. K thanks bye.

To a certain girl in my micro lab: Its called reading the instructions for the lab and/or LISTENING to our teacher explain the procedure, instead of having to ask everyone at our table 10 million times what we are supposed to be doing. OH-and to my entire lab class....................please stop cattily referring to me as "102" Just because I got the highest grade on the first test does not mean y'all have to be so ****** about it. If you want to ask me something, call me by my name, you know what it is.

Haha...u should totally call them 60 or 20 if they do that...lol

Hearts.

OMG, this is my biggest pet peeve too! In my A&P class, the professor posts the grades online and everyone is assigned a secret number so the grades are anonymous. On the top of the first test, before we turned it in, we were supposed to write what we wanted for our number and write it next to our name. The girl that sits next to me found out my secret code when she turned her test in and saw my number next to my name. People were talking about grades one day and asked who the genius was that had 102% in the class. She announced to the whole class that it was me so now everyone refers to me as "the genius" and some people are so snotty to me because of it. When do people have to be so mean just because you get good grades?

Some people just make others feel inadequate because they're suffering from a damaged self esteem. Of course, the ones that do this to other people are the ones that seem to rarely study then wonder why their grades suck. (I have one of these in my human biology class - she even went as far to accuse the teacher to her face that her study guides suck).

...and I thought high school was bad. Ah, well.

To people in my micro class...
Don't give me crap for being the only person to get an A on the test. I even missed most of the review our professor kindly gave us because I had to deal with work things, but I studied the slides, read the chapters, and made flashcards. No excuses for you if you ignored/skipped the review where our professor told you exactally what slides you would need to study!
But thank you for not giving me dirty looks during the review when I had to keep leaving the room because my job kept calling...and calling...and calling.

To that one guy in sociology...
I don't care what lies you spew to prove how important you are. I'm not even calling you out on how inconsistent your lies are. But, seriously, how are you going to act like I am lazy and an idiot for being unhappy that a "mini" assignment we had a week to complete ended up being 32 pages long? Just because you got the assignment done in 3 days with your full time job and travel for work and taking care of the kids and going to T-ball practice while I took the whole week to complete the assignment doesn't mean I am a bad student. Maybe it means I took more care in completing my assignment. Maybe I was prioritizing my work from other classes. Maybe it's because I'm on call this month so I had to spend 5 hours after work on Tuesday on my phone and laptop trying to fix a huge major issue that required nationwide notification of managers to avoid major security breeches and financial losses. (See, I can sound important too!)

To the 2 or 3 girls on the row I sit next to (or use to, at least) shut the **** up. A&P lecture is NOT the time for you all to gossip, giggle, whisper (loudly), etc, while other people around you are trying to learn and comprehend. You're not as cool as you think you are.

To the little skank bag and dude that sits next to her in Algebra-KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF EACH OTHER DURING CLASS. I do NOT want to bear witness to your flirting/foreplay all class period, EVERY class period. There is a time and a place for you two to do whatever the hell it is you're doing and it is most definitely NOT in the classroom. Take it to your car if you freaking need to. Just STOP practically making out in front of me while I'm trying to focus.

KTHNX.