Things you'd like to say to your fellow classmates

To the girl in my Micro class,

I have tried and tried again to get along with you. Why do you find it acceptable to come to class, fuss around with your computer for the first 10 minutes of class, then FALL ASLEEP on the table infront of you? Do you have any idea how distracting that is? Why even come to lecture if you're going to sleep through the entire thing? We even caught you sleeping through the lecture test! And then the day of the lab midterms you find it appropriate to SKIP lecture to study in the hallway right before the lab test and then ask us to photocopy our lecture notes for you? You've told us you don't work nor are you taking any other classes. You really can't find any other time to study? Really? And in lab is it REALLY necessary to ask us a BILLION questions? If you weren't sleeping with your iPod on during the teacher's explanation of the lab for that day, you'd know what was going on. Plus, everything you've ever asked us is sitting directly infront of your face if you took half a second to glance at the lab instructions. Gah.

I love you guys. =]

I'd like to take every cell phone I see used for texting during class and toss it out the window. I'd also like a roll of duct tape to use on those that cannot seem to keep their trap shut for the duration of class. I find it very distracting to hear lecture in one ear, and discussion of guys, bars, etc. in the other.

I must be getting old.

The professor handed out a handy item called a syllabus on the first day of class. It lists all of the assignments and due dates, so use it and stop asking me when things are due and complaining that you didn't do the assignment because you didn't know about it.

oh yeah to the guy who wants to be a marine biologist but gets out of lab when we are looking at mitosis because he is against abortion (he feels that the fish blastula cells we were looking at were abortions and he feels that everything has a soul and every life is sacred), if you really feel that way and aren't just trying to get out of lab you are screwed next year in A&P when we really use fetal pigs and cats. But I don't have the heart to tell you that because I think you might just be mentaly under developed.

Hahhaaaaaaa...this just made me fall on the floor...lmao

The syllabus thing.

You are legally considered an adult. You might want to let your brain in on that. I hear "ohmygod that paper was due TODAY???" more often than I can count. Also, the 16-point bolded font that reads, "You are expected to have read the chapter before discussion group." evidently slipped right by you.

Also, to the girls in my Poli-Sci class. Although I may have lost half my hearing, I can still pick up on your whispering. I don't care "like, how wasted" you were the night before. Responsibility. Look it up in the dictionary.

To the girl who sleeps through every Forensics lecture... Why do you sit in the front row only to fall asleep? I wish you could see the expression on the professor's face every time she looks at you. Your dozing only serves to greatly distract (and amuse) the other 300 students who are actually paying attention.

To the loud typists in my psychology class: It's very distracting to hear clickclickclickclickclick when the professor is lecturing. I know some keyboards don't encourage quiet typing, but there is a way to teach yourself to type quietly. I know... I've done it.

Ohh can I join? LOL..

To the know-it-all in lecture, IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU!!!!!

Thanks!

1. To the pregnant girl in my anatomy class who wants to be a nurse - stop drinking energy drinks...you're hurting the baby!

2. To the girl that is trying to sabatoge everyone - I'm smarter than you so you're little comments don't freak me out. Now go eat something and lay off the adderall!

3. To the hot guy - you are hot.

To the loud girl in lab! We don't want to hear you stating everything that you are doing! A) We don't care and B) It's distracting and almost impossible to study when you're loud mouth is blabbing everything and anything! Just SHUT UP! You are being so RUDE! We all paid good money to take this class too, so be respectful and pipe down!

And to the annoying people in my Chem class! READ THE DIRECTIONS! Instructors hand out lab manuals, directions, and syllabi so we don't have to ask! Come to class prepared...I do, along with others, why should we spend an extra 10 minutes going over things you should have read before class. GRR!!