I thought this would be a cute thread to start, bear with me this is one of my first entries and I've been on call for 24 hours.
1. You look at your patients as they enter the room and can predict if they have sleep apnea
2. You thank the lord for the wonderful drug that is versed
3. You frequently hear the phrase "I gotta pee" sometimes followed by said patient trying to get semicomatose self out of bed.
4. The redirection techniques they teach you in nursing school
, do not work with a confused, combative post-operative patient.