What's the weirdest name you've heard a patient name her baby?

I've heard the Female, orangejello and lemonjello go around. I've done peds, peds homehealth and L&D. 1 Family I've seen in all 3 situations has 9 kids. The oldest is Seqoia. Then there are Fred, Grover, Mabel and others. The youngest 2 boys are Love Child and China Guy. Seqoia is now old enough she's having her own.

AS AN L&D NURSE, I HAVE HEARD TONS OF ODD BABY NAMES, BUT IN THE LAST YEAR, I HAVE SEEN THE TWO ODDEST NAMES IN MY CAREER. THEY WERE BOTH NAMES OF THE MOM-TO-BE. ONE WAS NAMED "SEXYBIRD" AND THE OTHER WAS JANUARYFEBRUARY MARCH" (MARCH WAS THE MIDDLE NAME!)

SEXYBIRD???!!! SEXYBIRD???!!!

Just....just....speechless....

Praytell, how did you address miss SEXYBIRD? Did you call her Sexy, bird, sexybird, or just MA'AM??? I would have had to take a moment to compose myself before going into that room....

SEXYBIRD???!!??

Ten bucks says her parents were stoned when they named her.

Dear Bungies,

I took care of little Onyx. He was severely bruised from a traumatic delivery. His older brother was named Bronze. He was severely jaundiced. I kid you not!

WE ADDRESSED SEXYBIRD BY HER LAST NAME, PRECEDED BY MS., OF COURSE! WE WILL NEVER FORGET HER, THAT'S FOR SURE!

I have a patient on my unit named Richard Head...I KID YOU NOT!!!!! My mom went to school with a girl named Candy, which is ok...except...her last name was............BARR!!!!! Now that is way bad!!! I went to school with girls by the last name of Carter, Austin, and Braden. They all now have boys with those names (first names). I think that is kinda cool. It would NEVER have worked with my last name!!!!!

Shari

Took care of a child recently named Celestial Pillow

while i was in school i heard a lady named her child "vagina"....also i haved 2 friends one named precious and the other desire....

becky, i was talking to one of our unit secretaries about this thread and she said that she went to high school with a girl named vagina. the girl swore that it was pronounced like gina.

I had a patient a few years ago, his name was Miles Back....And he was!