What's the weirdest name you've heard a patient name her baby?

Justin Thyme

My (chemist) bro insisted he would name his children Chlorine, Florine, Bromine and Iodine. He didn't (wife may have had something to do with that)

Precious was also the name of the poodle in Silence of the Lambs.

"heavenly jewels"

My High school sweethearts mom ran a day care and took care of a little boy whos last name was Miller...his mom was pregnant and when her child was born (this was 1976) she named her new son Steven Fly Like an Eagle Miller....after Steve Millers #1 album at the time..

Had a friend in grade school named Harley Davidson. I hope he doesn't ride a honda.

When I was a student nurse, I was working Mother/Baby during a clinical rotattion. I had just taken a baby in to her Mom to be fed when the lady from the Health Dept. came in to register the birth. As one might expect, the mother and father were not married, in fact the father was a "sperm donor"- a non participant in this baby's life.
When the Health Dept. lady asked the mother for the baby's name, she said ( I SWEAR!) "I don't know how to pronounce it, but I made it up, and I have it written down." She then reached into the drawer of her bedside table and pulled out a small piece of notepaper. On it were 23 DIFFERENT LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET! The lady asked her if this was the name she wanted for her child on her birth certificate, and the mother said "yes." The lady dutifully copied the letters down.
If I hadn't seen this with my own eyes, I never would've believed it! Can you imagine the nickname the mother probably gave the child...ABC?

Miracle was mentioned in a previous post. We had a child in the ER named Remiracle. Must have been her second child. LOL

We've had several "Precious", also.
Stormy Waters (First and last name)
HeavenLee Grace
I can't think of any more right now, but those stick out! And the spellings are another thing. I don't even write the name on the crib card in our NICU until I have confirmed with MOM how they are spelling it. Dads often say--"i don't know how we'll spell it" And I have been the victim of postpartum hormones for spelling a common name the 'normal' way one time too many!

Was the teen mom Hispanic?
Margarita is the Spanish version of Margaret.

One of my old boyfriends said if he ever had a son, he wanted to name him Obediah Cain.

In my finace's family:

his mother: Nada (spanish for nothing,grandma thought it sounded pretty)

his grandfather: Rue Lafayette (french for lafayette street, great grandma thought it sounded pretty)

In my family:

a few greats back grandfather: GB Basham, my grandmother spent a year trying to find out what his full name was, everything said GB....finally found out it was Green Berry (Don't know what his parents were thinking)