What's the weirdest name you've heard a patient name her baby?

Thing is, calling a child "King" or "Your Majesty" or something similar is NOT generally a term of endearment!

Ask me how I know this.

I had a lady during clinicals name her son:

Jed - I - Knight

my cousins name is sean
pronounced see on

twins girls:
summer & cloud

This is actually nice - I like it alot, because it shows some thought and consideration on the part of the mother - Twin Girls - Melody and Harmony.

This is actually not too nice - I don't like it because it shows a complete lack of critical thinking skills on the part of the parents - once again twins, but this time boys - Levi and Garrett. (that's an old brand name for chewing tobacco, in case you were wondering.) Individually, that's fine. Levi is a nice name, and so is Garrett - but together...........

On 1st day of "Mother-Baby" Professor brings 8 students into a room to demonstrate a BUBBLEHE. Twins, one of them named (I am not aware of exact spelling) Lochia. Needles to say everyone was fully aware of terminology except mommy. We all had to leave to compose ourselves. The teacher found a new patient.

Here are 3 names I've heard:

Ulysses Grant

Sicko

Crystal Chandelier (Chandelier being her middle name)

Our newest rescue cat is named Ulysses Simpson Grant and we call him 'Lyssie. Our cats are named for presidents, first ladies and poets. Our vet uses a sign-in sheet and it's fun to watch people who sign in after us glance around and try to figure out what darned fool named their animal that ...

Kathy
sharpeimom

When I was a new nurse, we would give a medication called Deladumone to suppress lactation.
I explained the medication to the new mother, and do you know how she responded?
"Deladumone, I like that name. Yep, thats what I'm going to name her".

Yes, one of the many reasons I love being a nurse ! Every day is unique !

A little girl named Poyson Ivy (mom was 16, grandma tried to talk her out of it)
Ovene Berlene (first and middle)
Tequila
Allegra D.
ESPN (prounouced Ehspen)
James James (first and last)
Tearhanni (tyranny)
Sugar Baby (little boy)
Moahamar Kudafi
Razor
Last (mom swears he is the very last one)
Sterling Silver
Almighty Dollar
Queen Furaday (she wears a crown around town...no lie)
Rio (where she was conceived)
Surprise (she was)