What's the weirdest name you've heard a patient name her baby?

Uh-oh. My littlest girl is Jessica and we call her Jessy. I like it with the "y". I think it looks better than Jesse or Jessie. Does that make me lame? I am either way.

Miracle
Jadakiss
Lexus
Infiniti
Waffalena
Messiah

I used to work in social work within Philadelphia so I've nearly seen it all

Oh another one... first name: Andy, last name: Stankass

No darlin' - that does NOT make you lame! On her birth certificate, school records, drivers' license (some day) and so on - her name is JESSICA. You can spell Jessy with a "y" if you like - Jesse is traditionally the masculine spelling (aka Jesse James), and the "y" or "ie" is interchangable for girls. It's more in how you pronounce it than how you spell a nickname - it's how you SPELL given names that makes their lives hell on earth........and it's the ones who put y's everywhere but where they DON'T belong who are having self-identity issues and are foisting them off on their children! This, in my book, makes YOU perfectly normal! LOL

In my hometown there was a man whose last name was Krapp. His first name was his mom's maiden name -- Fuller. Put 'em together. Yep, Fuller Krapp... Don't people think and sound the name out first?

sharpeimom

Had a neighbor growing up named Candie Barr
and my husband SWEARS he knew a Harry Butt
while he was growing up!

There is a very large family that is mostly sons and only a couple daughters. Near the beginning of the line was Fred Tucker Jr. That isn't the weird part. About 10 kids later they named the latest boy
Junior Fred Tucker. Junior Fred, as he was called, was in my class in school.

sharpeimom

well when you say these names it sounds like "what is that" then you see the spelling and realize how messed up this is...
1) pronounced oo-reen (urine)
2) pronounced ahb-su-day (abcde)
3) pronounced suh-phyllis (syphilis)
4) playa
5)not weird but cute i thought mom is Ruby, babies were Jade and
diamond

mykenvaughn

pronounced... mike in von

former coworker named her kid that...

we had a couple that we delivered one time (who my husband worked with) and kid you not they named their baby girl Cora Vette (corvette) he was a mechanic.. We still cant believe they did that.... but then again our last name is camp and my husband jokingly said we should name our daughter summer..... but we didnt!!