What's the weirdest name you've heard a patient name her baby?

Aquanetta

No kidding...LOL, takes all kinds I guess

What does it say about a parent (George Foreman also comes to mind) when they have to "brand" each and every child with their own first name?

I can cut ol' George some slack....I will have to check it out, but I 'heard' that he named all his kids George because he was adopted and that was what he felt he could rightfully pass on to his kids as 'his'. Let me go snopes it.

In my local paper, a nearby town lists the births at their hospital, and I swear the parents there must have contests to see who can come up with the most bizarre spellings for classic names.

Extra "H"s are popular too.

Fakers are a big problem on multiple birth websites, and are easy to spot because the pregnancies are impossibly easy, the babies are enormous (i.e. quadruplets weighing over 7 pounds each), and - this is a dead giveaway - the babies are always girls, with an occasional token boy tossed in, and they have these really cutesy names with lots of "Y"s in them.

Anyway, his mom's name was Aquanetta. She's in her 40s so I do not know the origin of that name. Did the product Aqua Net exist back then?

My local paper had a 'cutest baby' competition, and in among all the Rubys and Harrisons there was a kid named:

Jed....

I. Knight

yup, Jedi Knight.