What's the weirdest name you've heard a patient name her baby?

As a nurse as a poison center a few years ago, we had a call from a mother who said her child's name was (it sounded like) "Shi-theed". She was asked to spell it for the record, and mom spelled "S-h-i-t-h-e-a-d". What a way to go through life...

Mahogany Love

The product of a teen pregnancy with a really mushy dramatic mom.

Geez...even though I was a very young teen parent(15 when I delivered) I managed to think about my child's future and how his name would measure up as he became an adult..his name is Michael Patrick. I think I did a good job

I think now a days its more the spelling... for example Brighton Michael is now Bryghtyn Mychael... its like everyone puts Ys anywhere they can.

I was told by an ER RN during school that she once had a couple name their kid Kitchen Sink Smith because that is where he came into the world. That was 20 years ago and I hope he has since been able to legally change it- like Prince did!!