What's the weirdest name you've heard a patient name her baby?

Are we in some wierd repeating time warp here?
This thread started in April, 2002, and since then La-a, abcd, and of course the jello kids have appeared at least weekly. Since everyone *knows* that these are actual babies they must be on the way to the most common names list by now!!

It's a joke guys, just a joke - no need for all the nastiness....

I have not read this WHOLE thread but I did look up the jello people since I didnt really believe it
and the ARE listed in georgia!
but not in the same city!

Just to add one

The connection is b4 my time and I am not a "trekkie" but

T Pring-yes that is a name supposedly her mother named her after the black girl on star trek!

who can beat that!?

Recently had a baby named Treyson, named for mom's third son. Really! Thought this was interesting not exactly weird

Class I am taking this summer has a Felatia (better than the "io" version!), and dare I say (hope she is not on here, but if so, hu-hum, it is just an interesting name, not weird!) - Miss Sprinkle - first name is "Miss" - interesting.

A nurse in a Denver hospital told me "dozens" of patients had named their babies Abcde. Yep, sure.

There was a birth announcement in the paper last weekend with a baby named Benjamin NFL.

OMG...I heard this one couple named there babies "Clinton" and "Bush"

My last name is pinion- when I was pregnant people were trying to get me to name my child "mya pinion" for girl or "noah pinion" for a boy.....but I didn't

I grew up living next to the Rabbit family. Believe it or not, The dad was Peter, wife was Helen and yes...the 3 kids were Peter, Jr, Jack and Bunny. I went to school with Jack who got beat up almost every day from K-12th grade. :-)